mouldy_uk

Nah, I was got as well. Fair play to whoever it was. Came from here fella: Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 10m Ben Arfa seems to be hobbling here. Worry for #nufc. Looks like a break.

He's not made to play 90 minute let alone a full season

Well that's Hatem out for about 4 months+

He'll play on one leg as long as it gets him that contract extension

Shola gunning for an England cap!

That the set penis goal allowance used up for the new season

I assume its contract renewal time for Shola then?

I can just imagine Joe handing him the statement, pushing him into the room then doing a runner

@lee_ryder Fans asking why Ashley won't come out and explain his intentions #NUFC . All being noted by NUFC PR team

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Can't help but laugh at this Then I realise its real

Goaltierrezz

I'm sure he said we have 'Ben Afflect'

Sounds proper insane http://i.imgur.com/R8LXdEK.jpg

Would love to be a fly on the wall for the lunch between him and Pards tomorrow

Sounds like a senile old man talking to himself in the corner of the care home

http://i.imgur.com/0w8YbRd.gif

"Watch out Pardo"

You just couldnt make this crap up

IS THIS REAL LIFE.GIF

This. He could flush the rest of those turds if he wanted

Mike Ashley really does hate us

He obviously taught Pardew all his best stuff

These two would make a good 80's cop show double act with those names