mouldy_uk

I swear that light at the end of the tunnel is getting further away

Potentially the most random move ever?

Is Dave being off-line or Newcastle being sold a more momentous event?

No wonder Crouch has a smug grin on his face, twat!

lol, every time

Shola for ENGLAND, you heard it here first :indi:

What a dickhead. What the hell is this guys problem? Your management stinks, your attitude stinks, your health stinks, your hair looks like it stinks and I'm willing to bet your breath freakin' stinks too. Crawl back into your gutter and be silent punk. Damn. I lol'ed in the office

I've given up all hope, it makes all this crap slightly easier to take.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2009/07/10/newcastle-job-for-gianluca-vialli-pasta-joke-115875-21508533/ bloody hell. talk about not learning your lesson. I think someone needs to point it out to the mirror step by step that it was a windup Idiot, glad he made himself look like a plank

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/jul/09/newcastle-united-alan-shearer That's not gonna take long as there aint much left

I think that's a pretty safe bet. The level of some of the sports journalism is shameful.

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/news/Toon-MD-makes-a-schoolboy.5439859.jp Probably no worse than the current bunch.... The law of averages mean at least 16 of the 17 youngsters would have to be better than Ameobi

All sounds very positive, but still lacking anything concrete behind it.

My bowels have seen more movement recently

It's pretty hard to be anything but negative after the last 6 months we have had to endure.

Another month...

I'm trying not to get excited, god knows we've heard plenty of stuff like this before and its come to nothing.

Whats the bet these mysterious injuries will disappear when he puts on the Utd shirt

Well, was it not more of a case of they were being shown the facilities and the players happened to be there? Lets hope Joey Barton was hidden away

Anyone else hope he fails his medical then disappears into obscurity, e.g. joins Hull

God I hope it's true, the club and fans really could do with some positive news for once, a timely boost before the new season. I'll pray to Mecca six times if it gets it done faster!!

same same

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_290/1216287257VM536T.jpg Which way, hmmm

im sure showing prospective buyers around is pretty standard. Not quite sure where you get desperate from. If potential buyers come to Newcastle to have a look around telling them to f*** off probably aint gonna get it done Fair comment. I'm just surprised Llambias is doing anything to help, that's all. The biggest surprise is that Llambias is showing them around. No-one apart from Harris is supposed to know identities until a bid has been accepted. The club has been sold. That's only going off newspaper speculation to be fair. And today’s breaking news isn’t. Could this be a way of trying to put pressure on the original potential buyers? Oh s***, the Malaysians are sniffing about. Better up our bid by £20m? Pick a few asian lads up from the Queen Vic, fly them to Newcastle, give them a few bears and show them around the ground. (This is where Mike did the conga. Up there is the hole in the roof keegan’s head made when we told him about Xisco. If we get time I’ll take you down to BluBamboo.) Let the press do the rest. http://collectingtokens.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/brown_bear_3.png

And it's on my birthday