Fugazi

Can we not just forfeit the rest of our matches? Seems like a waste of time turning up.

What Nandos alternatives do you recommend? Footballers and other famous people just name drop Nandos on Twitter to get a load of free food. In town the Chicken Coop is good. Turtle Bay is a decent chain restaurant.

Not eating a pie on the bench is normal though, nobody would have batted an eyelid.

Embarrassing, the fat mess.

Great pen

Strong hand from Stegen

Didn't Fergie say matches should finish at the same time after the Aguerooooo scenes? Wow he did: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manchester-united-manager-alex-ferguson-833176

Gummi Venus de Milo more like, or something...

Stop missing chances pls

2 teams outside of relegation zone play each other tomorrow. At worst they'll be 3 points off then.

Still only 2 points off safety, so much shit in that league.

Walcott can be a right prick sometimes

The amount of handballs given where it clearly isn't deliberate suggests that it's a rather redundant rule.

Has Zola won a game yet?

How about 10 minutes of some hot Doninger action.

Aye was watching before and he was a pain in the arse. Just rambling on about nowt.

Pissflaps

Citeh-Swans is like a training match so far.

Was injured in the warm-up against Watford.

Brilliant

Could do with a demoralising defeat for Brighton tbh

They're so bad

Villa getting dicked on