Fugazi

Super Klopp

They're only 22 points behind us, important they don't win

Villa getting beat

Berbatov scored 5 in 25 in Greece last year.

Top trolling

He was a fucking idiot

Broadcasters already working out their reasoning for putting Blackburn - Man U on the telly.

Good draw, that

These handshakes though...

Class

That first one should never have been parried, was an awful pen.

I'd give it 5/7

Pure lowds of live football today

At least a yard over the line

Barca need Messi to finish these chances as well as create them.

How many handballs penalised in the box are actually deliberate? I know it's meant to the rule but it's clearly bollocks.

Sevilla could batter Leicester

"We didn't lose. It was 1-1. I only saw two goals" Don't know how anyone can like Mourinho.

They did get Chris Martin to take it. Probably had a rush of blood to the head. No need to panic.

Wew, took me 3 viewings of that before I realised it was a Villa player who played that Messi-like through ball.

Wasn't it not so long ago in here that people were saying Shelvey wasn't that important and could be easily replaced?

Honestly, man. You couldn't make it up. Actually nar, you definitely could.

Nope, you must be thinking of World Cup '86 in Mexico.

Mackem version of Subterranean Homesick Blues

Most London derbies aren't really the same as elsewhere in the country though.