Fugazi

That little fuck off dragon. "Oh hai there"

"A Science teacher with a hangover" I read on Twitter.

EEEH I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

When will Ancelotti get sacked then? Graham Hunter seems to think Zidane could replace him.

Hopefully

Lovely stuff

Joe Harvey was a fine figure of a man.

Only just found out that the MLS is on Sky.

Mentalist

How long's is been since Ronaldo had a slump in form like he has this year? Start of the season he was ridiculous.

...and then there's Neymar

Lush goal

Messi level with Ronaldo in the league.

They were in 2000

Villa won the European Cup ffs

Good

Not an excuse though is it? He spat right into Evans' face, disgusting. Don't think anyone's defending Cisse here, it's the fact that Evans is getting off so lightly.

Was going to put a bet on that included Celtic, didn't in the end #Broolstory

Pina sent off for Villareal, flew into the tackle.

Gomis has collapsed on the pitch.

ffs man, Messi

Surprised at Suarez starting, if that's the case.

Will be interesting to see the crowd for this, given the fact there was no general sale.

What a let down.

QPR/Burnley have got Arsenal/Liverpool tomorrow night, balls.