Fugazi

Uncle Phillipe Albert

2/10, would not bang etc... I know what you mean like...

"It has a name!"

"Soccer players? No, they're t-shirt designers! A new gay fad has begun in the city of Manchester or to be more precise, within the M11 district of Manchester. A fad that has turned cocky, arrogant football players into t-shirt designers. They’ve won the Premier League and now they’re participating in a new hobby, t-shirt designing. The game at Wastelands yesterday caused a faggy-little French guy to flash off his new t-shirt designing skills, displaying a message on the t-shirt, to fulfill his ambition as an attention seeking whore. We’ve seen Carlos Tevez do it, now it’s Samir Nasri. Which raises the question, how did they find the time to do it? I’d rather not know that but it’s probably similar when they’re at home, flower-arranging or something gay like that. Perhaps, they should concentrate on what they’re actually paid to do, rather than participate in a sad and pathetic charade, ironing Premier League lextra lettering to their underarmour shirts. A laughable and pathetic excuse of passing the time, I might add. If it were me, playing for Manchester Pity erm..City, I’d express this gay little farce by printing on my own shirt, in the following four words, “I’m a daft twat!”. If the entire Manchester City squad spend their time, sitting in their laundry rooms, ironing meaningless comments to their shirts, instead of actually going outside, training and playing football, then they’re going to throw away their title aspirations. I can just picture Wayne Rooney, at the end of the season, tattooing the following on his bum cheeks, “Goodbye City! Champ20ns! Kiss my white arse!” and posting it on Twitter whilst the City players are still in their laundry rooms, learning how to spell “WE ARE LOSERS” and ironing them onto their shirts."

Emerson Boyce. Like it. Liam Trotter too. Stuart "Micky" Pearce

Why mate? As a football club Man United's turnover is larger they and have more income than any other football club in the world (inc Barca & Real) yet we can't compete with clubs like Chelsea, PSG, Man City. If you look at our net spend over the past 5 years it is actually less than a lot of other clubs in the Premier League. Getting £80m for CR7 helps that stat like

Oh, so you're not having Christmas dinner in Sunderland?

Send that cunt RVP off.

Rooney

Just about halfway through the season and no team has actually looked like worthy champions.

Evra is such a bellend.

Fuck you, Spain

Michuuuuuu

Stoke have scored 15 and are 9th

Messi's next record chase? Dixie Dean finished with 60 league goals for those that don't know....

He was unlucky not to score in the first half, although he sort of vanished in the second. Nobody could have expected this season to pan out like it has

The ballboy megging SWP by the Gallowgate was the best moment of the match

Can't get over what's happening with Real like, didn't expect this at all, loving it though. Didn't see any Spanish football tonight, what's going on with CR7?

Not a player, but Pete Donaldson of The Football Ramble (and ITV voiceovers) fame was in Madisons after the match, with @NUFCthreatlevel and other Twitter folk.

I guess you've just seen FourFourTom's tweet as well

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2250984/Adrian-Durham-Arsenals-Santi-Cazorla-touch-David-Silva-Juan-Mata--Lionel-Messi-bottler.html Adrian Durham in troll shock...

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=472395432818201&set=a.143956302328784.28861.143420355715712&type=1 at both the photo and the comments...

32-year old Wayne Bridge, ladies and gentlemen:

Has there been any actual confirmation of this from the club yet? Just saw that Pinto has tweeted this - "I don't know the news or the truthfulness of the comments and news that are being published on Tito."

Sounds exactly like a bloke who was always on the buses I used to go on, ran by a bloke called Dave the Optimist I go with Toon Travel 2 at the moment though...