Fugazi

50 Most Shocking Moments of World Cup 2010 - BBC3 - now til 11pm. Probably be shite, but something to watch anyway.

Was reading an Opta that over the past 3-5 years that he had the most assists out of anyone in the major European leagues. Anywho, he'd easily get into Man Utd's midfield.

No offence to Arsenal, but the only player that might get into the Man Utd or Chelsea sides is Fabregas, with a particular emphasis on the word might. You need to improve all over, not just in goal. Unreal You actually rate Carrivk or Anderson ahead of Fabregas? There is a reason why nobody comes to him assists-wise in the Premiership.

It's just 'Ranger' now, stretched across where 'Power Ranger' used to be.

I wondered why Ranger's and Lovenkrands' cars were parked at the training ground when I passed 5 minutes ago.

I HATE YOU.

Fucking glad I haven't been able to watch this today btw, SSN at it's fucking worst.

Van De Vaart Cunts, they did need a centre-mid tbf...

It's like nothing has changed in over 3 years.

Is it "HIGH-DEFINITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and "LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE"?

absolutely embarrassing yep. Its like people think Tim Krul is literally a brick wall. He's had his fair share of bad games even as a backup keeper. I really rate Krul and want him to be our no.1, but I don't think Krul would have done ANYTHING better than Harper at any point in the three prem games we've played this season. I'm positive that Krul wouldn't have given away the penalty against Villa. Didn't Krul give away a similar pen against Huddersfield in the League Cup?

Absolute screamer, 2-0.

Was a foul on the keeper from Johnson before he slapped him.

Proper bitch-slap that, like.

Juski off.

Elmander is wank.

What the frig was a peg doing in the middle of the pitch? It's like something that would happen in a Sunday League match.

Lush goal.

Oh fuck off

Oh fer christ's sake...

Merson is talking, yes.

Yep

I'm geet mad, like.