Fugazi

This one is awful aswell.

I wouldn't be confident about them all actually getting there together aswell, even with SatNav. They are footballers, after all.

It's so frustrating how long Harper takes over his kicks, and they're still shite.

Wankers

Lax defending, to say the least.

N'somnia misses a sitter.

Poor defending from Wigan, only covering one post.

I think he felt sorry for the keeper.

"The Spurs and England striker - who has boasted of being "the best role model I can" - risks jail after his obscene behaviour with the 20-year-old in a public street. "

Ours will have flashing lights on.

Nawty from O'Neil.

I'm not too arsed tbh, just means we have to wait til Monday instead.

Dirty Leeds getting hammered, happy days.

what he do? don't have sky Got fouled, rolledf about on the deck like he was really hurt, then got up instantly.

Cuntish by Rooney, the type of thing foreigners are criticised for.

Celtic 1-2 Hibernian after 70 minutes.

That's a blatant booking for Rooney.

I've never like Ince.

Don't think you can compare pens to free-kicks like, a lot of penalty takers wouldn't be able to score from a free-kick. Look at Beckham, no way were the free-kicks he scored as easy as a penalty.

I met him at 4am in one of the dirtiest bars in reading while he was in a full tux. Very surreal experience and i'm not certain the bird he was with was very impressed. He was with his Missus when we saw him. I ended up going to some bar called the Purple Turtle, was another typical cheesy and tacky bar.

Met the one-and-only Mr Madjeski when we were at the stadium a bit early, he looked a bit bemused about a load ogf geordie lads wanting their photo took with him.

Aye I'd say Cesc deserves it over Milner. It's a strange one though; you can imagine Milner winning it as opposed to Cesc, if that makes any sense at all? I've always saw the young player award being more for not exactly up-and-coming players, but less obvious choices than the main award.

The last couple look like the fake tat you get on holiday.

I know Rooney will probably win the main award, but if Chelsea win the league (and the cup) it might be very close between him and Drogbarrr.

Wahey!