Fugazi

Putting the entire heating allowance on Zaha winning a pen

LeeCooper jeans as far as the eye can see

I don't disagree necessarily with your main point, but how in the earth is Messi above Juninho in freekicks? Hasn't Juninho scored like 80 freekicks in his career or something. Messi surely can't even be close, and Juninho also hit them from all kinds of distances and angles, something Messi doesn't really do. Juninho has 77 in 20 years. Messi has (I think) 42 in 14 years. So 3.85 per year vs 3 per year, but Messi's conversion rate is accelerating rapidly and he didn't get his first until 10 years ago. In that first year (08/09) he scored 1, last year he scored 7. It would take a lot to beat Juninho's record though, admittedly. Messi's goals vs Atletico, USA, Real Madrid, Paraguay sort of shows that he does score them from all distances and angles, no? PSV had a player kneeling behind the wall to prevent him going under last night Better at free-kicks than he is pens.

Last time I was at Selhurst Park me and my mate left at 3-1 down before half-time and started our night in London early. Grim getting battered off Pardew.

Fucking hell, so much wrong in 1 post from ASP. Not sure how Maradona didn't make his talent count, he was the main reason the Argies won the World Cup ffs, and look what he did at Napoli.

Early kick-offs are gash tomorrow

:lol: Wrote that after he lost the ball just before, curse this slow flow of water.

Mbappe pisses about with the ball too much sometimes

lol @ wanting other English sides to do well in Europe

Messi hat-trick, of course

Messi again, too good

Cracker from Dembele

Keep forgetting there's more matches later on, agree it's a good idea now.

Messi doing Messi things

Its almost like there’s different timezones in central and Eastern Europe I was gonna mention that like Be a pain in the arse finishing graft in central London at 4 and trying to get to Wembo on time.

My first thought when I saw that the bridge is going to get done - its not as if the council have received £120m cash and also made a £20m profit over the summer. Got a lot more confidence in the Tyne Bridge being freshened up than our stadium.

Such a clean hit

For fucks sake

My first thought when I saw that

Only found out yesterday that the Champions League kick off times are 5:55 and 8 now, not sure how needed the change actually was.

Looks like a non-league stand

Absolute scruff

57 with Arnautovic to play later, dunno why I didn't put Hazard as captain.

Van Dijk clean sheet denied by a stoppage time consolation ffs

Spurs have been awful