Fugazi

Canny

72 pre-bonuses when Kenedy subs in for Gomez. Bernardo Silva/Laporte/Walker to play.

Transferred in Mane and made him captain, 45 points with 7 players still to play.

Was going to but decided against it in favour of doing a few Request a bets that have all failed. Ace

Welbz scorez

Wouldn't work over here imo, well in away ends anyway.

We'll always have the memories

Up to 30th in the N-O league, having Aubameyang as captain is working out well.

Would be given as an own goal now.

he redeemed himself

Fuck it, we may as well

Good to see the Arse back to their old self

Wasn't having a great weekend til tonight, Bellerin/Ozil/Auba coming up trumps

Is this a flag for ants?!

He poke the eye

Some Chelsea coach being a proper weasel celebrating like crazy in front of Mourinho before running off down the tunnel. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving bloke

Vars, offside still 0-2. A NA MAN

Fuk u Flashscore.com

Real 3-down now EDIT: No

Didn't expect any other answer than Ginola for best-looking teammate

Reach only does worldies

That 15 is Wednesday's captain? had a god-awful few minutes

Cringe. As an aside, I hate The Jeremy Kyle show. Poverty porn.