Fugazi

Bit harsh

Stahp

Bet his mummy is proud

That little jump the keeper did just as he was taking it left him with no chance.

Bad keeping

James is shite, can't even take a free-kick

Offsides screwing me over

Howay the draw

Lewandowski and Falcao 1 shot on target and 1 offside each, Sky boost.

Now then

Matter of time before Japan score surely

What a photo

That's a pretty basic lack of knowledge of the rules.

Good enough for me

FAT MESS HAHAHAHA

Pretty sure they take the ball home yeah, can't imagine the opposition still sign it though

Canny

Being 5-0 up at HT usually makes for a low-scoring 2nd half, like us being 6-0 up against Leicester.

Defence is a worry for when we play an actual team

Buzzing for a 48-team WC

Halfway there

Kane to score a brace - 7/2 Free bet on Kane to score a header - 13/2

Sickener. I'd have bottled it and cashed out before then