Fugazi

Imagine the headlines if Sterling had a cake like this

Nice timing from whoever runs the England twitter account:

This isn’t a criticism, more of a question...why would any Newcastle fan want to see other premier league teams strengthen? Liverpool may as well be in a different league to us

Replying to someone's worker bee avatar in response to the Manchester arena bombing.

Weird take. Scholes is a fucking dull bloke

Hate that emoji as well

When stealing the opposition's flags isn't enough:

Dreadful

Still think Trev Sinclair's was better than Bale's

DJ Spoony ffs What year is it

Andy Carroll in Greggs on Benton Road

Liverpool blowing a 5 point lead with 3 games left was far worse

Aye he's changed a bit!

You bitch

Thanks for letting us know, Dolores

Spot the error

Shirley they can't just let anyone fit new seats? "Here's a drill marra, off you gan"

Good header tbf

If you're emotionally-invested in the player who's it is then it's different.

Testimonials are always dull, even though there's about 13 goals.

Embarrassing

I see this Coleman talk came about after Wilder accepted a new contract at Sheff Utd. Never wanted him anyway marra.

Shame, but realistically he's never going to be Prem level.