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You guys man! Just chill 

This is Ryder we're talking about. It would be someone English I'd imagine, or at least someone playing in the prem already.

Give him the famous 23!

Don't be so disgusting.

I hope they give him 45.

Same! 

Think it suits him. Got too much character for a standard number.

Awwww yeah!

Maybe Man United should have accepted this offer.

 

Rumour: Bayern to offer Robben, Muller AND money for Di Maria.

 

Ah, shit 

There's photos of his brother in a hotel and Mitrovic apparently has been seen too. Suggests just the paperwork being done.

These boys are just on a free jolly up. He will probably reject us, and they will be off to Portugal and Rome to scam further free lads holidays.

They're going to mess up that Zouma kid.

The size of the sponsor patch, man

Hahaha just noticed that. It's huge!

Honestly, how do they release that picture with Mulumbu looking like that? 

"New start, this is going to be great!"

"Yeah, things are okay. Staying upbeat"

"Ah, to hell with this. Who am I kidding. This sucks"

http://www.standard.co.uk/incoming/article10402511.ece/alternates/w620/Norwichthird.png

Norwich third kit.

It's funky. I think I like it 

Mulumbu's not a fan though 

Cuadrado also going? f***ing Chelsea.

What leaving Chelsea?!!! 

No way. 

I think it was just after the season that Azpilicueta had excelled on that left side, and when Luis joined I remember him struggling in a few games initially. Mourinho yanked him and put Azpilicueta back in who continued right where he had left off, and that was that.

Bamford off to Palace on loan.

Who agrees to go play for Pardew man. Hope he tanks.

Why is this course playing so easy? When Tiger won here, no one was close to him. These guys are heading towards his record and they're all getting close.

Bizarre 

Completely agree. Taylor's confidence with the ball led to our goal in that last game. Wasn't scared to advance with it and get it forward to the midfielders with more urgency.

Out of s*** we have in our defence, we flog Colo 

Easiest to flog. Having said that I think Willo will go soon too.

The way Blatter sort of flinches and backs away like he's never seen cash before.

 

Those were mere one dollar bills. Of course he's going to be disgusted.

The way Blatter sort of flinches and backs away like he's never seen cash before.

That had me howling. Guy was terrified when Lee Nelson made it rain.

At least proves he has never been a stripper before.

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, Mbemba drinks it in the Congo

Come on man 

Haven't my people suffered enough?

Anita does need to play alongside someone looking to use the ball progressively.

Putting him alongside the likes of Tiote and Colback has not at all been fair.