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https://twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/status/811963140434841600/video/1

Too good!

He's actually convinced them that the reason things didn't work is because he tried to play 'expansive' football

He's so going to get another job isn't he. Under the guise that he was forced to play too open a style of football

Incredible that he actually ended up doing much worse when he was given loads of money and actually allowed to sign whoever he wanted, at a club where he was a popular former player. What a joke man

Allardyce will love that squad.

Benteke up front. Townsend and Zaha wide. Cabaye getting forward from a midfield three.

Guaranteed 10 - 12th place mediocrity forever more.

NO WAY!!!

What a Christmas gift they've given him.

Wanted him to make Palace suffer some more, but this is hilarious

Swansea have Llorente. They need centre backs not strikers. How bizarre.

That free kick into Croydon town centre was class

Think he did it on purpose. Pardew's face on the touchline after was a sight

Saw a profile of the Hoffenheim manager on CNN.

He is just 28 years old?!

That is incredible.

6 wins (6!) in 41 games. I mean, what the actual ****?

 

If you got in a goat or a pig or a horse to manage the team, as in literally an animal, and you just sat it there for 41 games and it spent 90 minutes each week grazing on the edge of the Selhurst pitch, you would still reasonably expect it to achieve a better return than 6 wins, just through luck or randomness.

 

Thanks for sharing this man. Been randomly bursting out in laughter anytime Pardew comes up and I recall this post

The 'as in literally an animal' bit had me in tears. It's an apt description of Pardew actually. He's literally no better than an animal in terms of management ability

Genuinely can't believe how quickly it's gone tits up for the guy at Palace

I didn't actually think he'd end up getting benched and wouldn't be playing. Pardew is incredibly bad at managing

Man ... that is painful to watch. Such bitterness man. Hope Cathro smashes it. Just so that guy hates life a little bit more. Terrible.

The state of Cabaye on that goal man

Cabaye rag dolled by Pogba on that goal man. Terrible

Possible hand ball and offside in the build up. Delicious!

Palace

Set piece garbage again

Rojo is dense man. Ridiculous that challenge.

How does he not look 19?!

How under developed are you creeps man?

What was Giroud doing on that set piece?! Such a goofball.

Way too early for him to have this lead. We all know what he's going to do, and what it will lead to.

That's what you guys all said last week.

Townsend is playing left wingback today

Whatever man.

Would like them to pick up the W. Maybe go on a bit of a good results streak to welcome him poisonous January - May form. Wouldn't want the movie to end so soon.

 

I'm hoping for a run of good performances where they don't get the results they deserve. Convince them they're gonna turn the corner soon but really just sees them sucked into the p*ss further.

He's done guys.

He'll lose today. Austin and Redmond are the types that always do well against his goofy defenders.

When's the last time Aguero scored against a good team?

 

I would also like to know this.

He gets overrated based on scoring two or three goals in games which Man City would win anyway these days IMO

 

Aguero overrated

So bizarre

Could have easily had 2 today

Fabregas slaps Fernandinho there.

 

Aye should probably have been off as well. Should've been two and two there looking at the images again. Fernandinho and Aguero lost the plot though, very easy reds to give. Thought Chalobah started the little scuffle/brawl there.

Fernandinho was just stepping in to separate them, and Cesc sneaks in a slap which sets off Fernandinho. Cesc baited him.