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When he has a bad game he becomes Daryl Frownie

Rojo should play for us. Loves a hoof.

Bloke who I went to school with and played with quite a bit scored a hat-trick for a Swedish 1st division team today.  Surreal.

 

Was he the lad at NUFC, his name sounds familiar?

 

My wild guess would be Daryl Smylie

Herera has lost the plot out there. Some atrocious passing.

Look good in general. Looking forward to playing them. They'll kill us.

Di Maria is seriously gifted. My goodness.

The guy sounds elated. He can't believe his luck.

I had Lloris in my first team, and kept him there 

Charlie Adam's diet must be so damned stodgy. Goodness.

Swansea play a different sport to both teams yesterday

Pathetic draw against us though, the chumps.

As a manager how do you select Dunne?! A defender that is very likely to actually score past his own keeper 

Dunne's lack of co-ordination and balance on that own goal man 

Has Caulker struck Richard Dunne yet? 

 

That was ridiculous, you have to think the instruction must have come from the bench though.

Uncanny the way Neville highlighted it too just before Caulker then ends up with the own goal. Hilarious stuff 

Think Balotelli's was offside on that last goal too 

Has Caulker struck Richard Dunne yet? 

The state of Steve McClaren's head man, wow.

Sad that I couldn't be happy for Obertan, as I've always had a soft spot for the guy.

Impossible to enjoy anything to do with the club at the moment.

Pardew's reaction man ... So irritating.

Even West Ham are having fun under Allardyce. What an awful life we have.

Nice finish Welbeck.

Arsenal are such pansies man. Keep playing you cop outs!

Sanchez breaking ankles! Eurgh!

Man ... those Southampton highlights. So jealous, and they sold a plethora of their best players this summer. Sickening.

Spurs will kill us next week based on this performance.