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Assou-Ekotto so weird 

M'Bia is such an idiot.

Gio, man up. No hard contact there at all.

Can't let a keeper with a mohawk save your shot, sorry.

Too much detail man 

I'm curious - where are people watching this right now? I'm lying in bed at 1pm .

what a bum 

I'm in the office still, tying up a few things, as I'm off the next two weeks.

I intend to stay in bed watching every game during this period. A cat flap has been installed on my bedroom door, so food and drink can be passed through it at 3hr intervals.

At this point they need to re-consider referees.

I'm not getting annoyed. I just think it's good having teams from all over. It's not like the poorer teams are out there getting beat 10 - 0 and stuff.

There'll always be surprises, and teams and players that come out of nowhere and it adds to the enjoyment for sure.

Anyway looks like Cameroon are waking up, so hope it gets better.

Man, you guys are too much 

There are numerous top African players, and ultimately you want the best players at the World Cup.

Anyway, this argument is silly. If we're only going to invite teams with a chance of wining a lot would have to be excluded.

Didn't Pele predict and African nation would win the world cup soon years ago?

they're as close as a bunch of European teams are to winning it. Even England, so what's your point?

f***ing hell. This is probably the worst Mexico team I can remember, and they're pissing this.

 

Yeah, I don't know why they bother inviting African teams.

Man African teams are always some of the most exciting. At least they don't come parking the bus, and being boring.

That guy doesn't look like a goal keeper.

Carlisle is obsessed with size and strength. Future Pardew.

Where's Vela?

 

Had his run-ins with the national team so not in the WC squad.

Wow ... that's ridiculous.

Where's Vela?

Oscar was the one in the number 11 shirt. Has this been clarified?

Oh God, please! My loins can't handle such excitement at this time of the day. I'm still stuck in the office.

Too obvious for Wenger I think.

They just barbecued those pigeons man! They never flew into that fire, judging by the video above anyway 

Milner, man ... why?  Trying so hard not to be boring 

 

"I asked the sales girl for something exciting. She found these and said they are canary. I said they're not canary, they're pants and they're yellow. Giggled for days."

David Bentley has retired, aged 29.

Too weird.

Can you imagine actually stepping out of your house in yellow trousers? 

Milner, man ... why?  Trying so hard not to be boring 

Everyone just piling on Nigeria. Can't even be arsed anymore. 

http://projects.aljazeera.com/2014/world-cup-food/index.html#top

 

Love this, nice one Deuce