KaKa

Really sick of all the "we're in the top 10 so it's okay" stuff.

Wish we'd made all this fuss after last season now.

Fantastic article from Wullie. Excellent stuff.

Really highlights exactly how much of an utterly negative and depressing individual Pardew is.

Guess you sissy boys can all get together and watch it then.

You remind me of Ja'mie from Summer Heights High.

 

 

EDIT: Kaka, that is.

I don't watch high school shows dude. But to each his own I guess. Probably not something you want out there.

You guys need to stop making stuff up.

Okay guys, please, I have to step in now. Have some empathy for thos of us who will have to endure seeing this guy play for the team they follow through the summer.

 

I know you all think it's hilarious, but please recognise that some of us will have to continue to suffer this fate you heartless monsters.

 

I thought it was good, I think it's f***ing blinding after reading this s****.

What are you ranting about you crazy person? Go have a cup of tea and a lie down.

My Nigerian workmate told me today that he will refuse to watch the World Cup if Shola gets selected in the final squad. Haha.

:lol:

Stephen Keshi. After he wins the World Cup.

Pardew has Pardewed himself numerous times!

Continuously messes with lineups that have worked so well for us in the past.

Going from 4-3-3 to 4-4-2.

Moving Cisse from a central role to winger, as he did with Sissoko also.

He's a disaster of epic proportions.

Palace kit looks smooth!

Here's my theory:

 

Ashley certainly did interfere with tactics and team selections when we finished fifth. Pardew won the accolades (and manager of the year), but felt he needed to do it on his own without Ashley baby-sitting him, the man of dignity that he is, and asked the owner to stop interfering.

 

We've been s*** since then.

 

Pardew out.

Can you imagine if this is what's happened?

Ashley's next move will then to be install himself as manager.

Would be immense.

Man City choke job tonight. Brace yourselves.

I think the three would all score goals. They'd essentially be competing against each other. There'd be a lot of telling each other off, and glaring at one and other, for being selfish, but ultimately the ability between the three would overwhelm the majority of teams.

That's what they said about the Galacticos with Ronaldo in for Morientes. Also think the Madrid fans would rather Jese be given more opportunities when he's back from injury.

 

Suarez would be a better fit for Barca imo

I do agree with that tbf. Think he would be amazing at Barca. He'd be a nice fit in their quick pass and move style.

I think the three would all score nuff goals.

 

Insight.

Updated now.

Okay guys, please, I have to step in now. Have some empathy for thos of us who will have to endure seeing this guy play for the team they follow through the summer.

 

I know you all think it's hilarious, but please recognise that some of us will have to continue to suffer this fate you heartless monsters.

 

 

What are the thoughts of the regular Nigerian fan about him, btw? Is he even well regarded in the country?

The guy has done nothing of note for his club, ever. 

How do you think he's perceived?

He's a complete unknown for the most part really.

Think people just assume he's an alright player, as he's at Newcastle.

He hasn't featured enough to show his "special" talents. He's done okay in spurts, as he can do, but God help us if he has to play significant minutes by some freak chance, and he gets to show his real colours. Nigerians will not be as tolerant as the Geordies that's for sure.

I think the three would all score goals. They'd essentially be competing against each other. There'd be a lot of telling each other off, and glaring at one and other, for being selfish, but ultimately the ability between the three would overwhelm the majority of teams.

Okay guys, please, I have to step in now. Have some empathy for thos of us who will have to endure seeing this guy play for the team they follow through the summer.

I know you all think it's hilarious, but please recognise that some of us will have to continue to suffer this fate you heartless monsters.

All the recent trouble to score goals, and we still have never played Gouffran upfront. Ever. Despite him being prolific in France the last two seasons.

But guess what? He won't hesitate to play Cisse on the wing, or Anita on the wing, or Sissoko on the wing!

Pardew is so garbage it's untrue.

 

1. You can't blame the manager for a transfer policy he has no say in.

 

2. Pardew is frequently accused of making strange tactical decisions, but I'd suggest they are strange because they are directed from above by Ashley and Charnley. Ask yourself, is Cisse being forced into the team in weird positions because the 11-12 manager of the season is tactically illiterate, or is it perhaps because the board is keen to ship him off to Russia, so cynically insists he must start to put him in the shop window.

 

3. Even still, I just can't bring myself to call for the head of a manager who has to work under Ashley.

 

1. He knew exactly what he signed up for and he's consistently defended that policy.

 

2. Do you think Ashley instructed Pardew to have his team launch more long balls than any other top-flight team in Europe's 5 best leagues last season? Do you think Ashley wants Shola Ameobi shipped off to Russia as well and that's why he's been played as a winger at times? Do you think Ashley loves left-backs in every position?

 

3. "Has to"? He could have walked on the numerous of times he's been royally f***ed by Ashley. He has no logical reason to be at this level, he was picked out of the f***ing League One dumpster and knows this isn't his level.

Shola is starting games because we've consistently failed to sign a centre forward for the last three transfer windows.

 

I'm not saying Ashley picks the team outright, I'm just saying I think boardroom influence should be factored in when judging Pardew, because our board probably cares more about getting an extra million poind for Cisse than having a team that is performing well.

 

If your opinion is he still s*** in spite of that, then thats fair enough.

Oh boy ... no way man, no way.

Hughton had spent the last three months on the verge of being axed by managing director Derek ­Llambias and Ashley – because they want a manager who is more ­“showbusiness” and can grab the club headlines on the world stage.

 

I've been looking for that quote for ages.

Hmmm ... maybe that headbutt was one of his showbiz targets.

Alyosha, if you can explain why on God's green Earth, Pardew would play Shola 90 mins in the year 2014, due to some directive from Mike Ashley, I will allow you your diabolical theory.

Yeah, shame I don't get to have a summer off from this joker though. Outrageous really. Hope they're just being polite, before culling him off when it matters.

Man Utd vs Hull not on telly tonight?

There it is again, well worth listening to:

 

"Yeah, but you wouldn't recognise him at a bust stop"

My God! 

Worth every penny.

 

http://i.imgur.com/FFrff0Q.jpg

 

Glad I sprung for the ringer tee n arl, just gives it that couture feeling. Bellissimo.

 

 

That's dope. Did you have the bit on the back as well? Or did you not go with that? Thought that was cool too.

 

Didn't wanna spend the extra $5 on the back printing.

Shame. Thought that was a nice touch.