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"The most important thing is that you have a responsibility at Newcastle to play the game on the floor, play with passion and speed and play with an integrity.

 

Those principles, I stand by and next year, I expect to deliver on those."

 

Starts off very well, then f***s it up with his next breath. what a t***.

 

Why not try to play that way now though? What's stopping you from trying to instill those habits right now? I mean we've been comfortably entrenched in a non relegation position for ages now, so what are you afraid of? Besides, we're getting hammered playing it long anyway right? So it's not as if that alternative makes us more likely to pick up a result.

I don't understand how this guy's brain works. Just doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

Not the suicidal gifs man 

I'm going to lose it in a second.

Julien Laurens on Twitter: Galtier's agent, Jean-Pierre Bernes has just said that he never had any contacts with any english clubs

But they had contacts with him!

Yeah, Kinnear wouldn't have come in if Pardew hadn't bombed so bad.

Think MA actually though he was helping 

So he's just pressed the "Declare interest in job" button from FM?

 

Oh, y'all got FM stateside nowadays?!

 

Yeah man.

 

Sound dude. I remember when you guys used to take soccer penalties like they do in hockey, with that run up. Trying to be inventive with it. So don't take these things for granted.

 

Really? Shola to the world cup and you're acting like this? Melo vs Nigeria and this is what you type?

 

Damn, let me have a bit of fun for goodness sake. You see what my people go through man.

 

As for Melo, well, he has received his comeuppance this past season. I am over it. Sort of.

 

I never play the Melo card, but you went at America.

 

Calling a cease fire.

I accept. Now please no more Melo vs. Nigeria talk. I'm not over it!

Think he'd still be highly rated even now. Everyone still thinks he's amazing.

@milesstarforth  21s

Alan Pardew braced for 'honest and frank' meeting with #nufc owner Mike Ashley. #sgaz http://bit.ly/1uJtodb

 

Anyone know when this meeting is set to take place?

 

6 years time

Please don't even joke about this.

So he's just pressed the "Declare interest in job" button from FM?

 

Oh, y'all got FM stateside nowadays?!

 

Yeah man.

 

Sound dude. I remember when you guys used to take soccer penalties like they do in hockey, with that run up. Trying to be inventive with it. So don't take these things for granted.

 

Really? Shola to the world cup and you're acting like this? Melo vs Nigeria and this is what you type?

Damn, let me have a bit of fun for goodness sake. You see what my people go through man.

As for Melo, well, he has received his comeuppance this past season. I am over it. Sort of.

So he's just pressed the "Declare interest in job" button from FM?

 

Oh, y'all got FM stateside nowadays?!

 

Yeah man.

So he's just pressed the "Declare interest in job" button from FM?

 

Oh, y'all got FM stateside nowadays?!

 

Reading the FM 2014 thread in the games section has me convinced there actually are worse managers than Pardew around.

Will have to check that out some time. Don't think I've ever been I the games section.

So he's just pressed the "Declare interest in job" button from FM?

 

Oh, y'all got FM stateside nowadays?!

 

Yeah man.

Sound dude. I remember when you guys used to take soccer penalties like they do in hockey, with that run up. Trying to be inventive with it. So don't take these things for granted.

So he's just pressed the "Declare interest in job" button from FM?

Oh, y'all got FM stateside nowadays?!

From what I've seen on google he doesn't seem to wear much of a tie. Great, no manager should wear a tie.

 

I'd like a manager that wears a bow tie.  In fact a manager who turns up to each match in a tux would be ideal.

 

Ideal would be tux in every interview, but Klopp style during matches. Imagine ruining a nice tux man. How unthoughtful.

Man, this would be so sweet. I like the fact he'd be coming in from a less heralded club too, and so would be hungry. Also, likely to be cheap enough for the fat man too 

Offered his services? Ah shit. Looks like he wants to come, and so I fully expect us to turn him away promptly.

And we have the perfect manager to help him do this. Yeah, let's get him.

Both Derby and Brighton play football that's 100% better than anything Pardew serves up, this makes me sad.

Quite a few in the Championship that do, despite not having Yohan Cabaye 

Someone's brand new kit is going to end up looking like that Sheffield Wednesday kit they found at the bottom of the house pond 18 years later.

Man City choke job tonight. Brace yourselves.

 

Can I un-brace now?

No, not quite yet. Stay braced.

Redknapp would give Ben Arfa complete freedom on the pitch

For sure. He let D'Alessandro do his thing for goodness sake. And Van Der Vaart who literally didn't know there was another half of the pitch behind him.

I swear it was towards the end of last year.

Colo man, what happened to you? Get out.

This guy feels sad? Big deal. he's making thousands absolutely miserable every week. Fall on your sword man.

That's not Graham Taylor, that's Felix Magath.

Sagna holds them back a lot, as he's incredibly limited going forward I think.

Also not as good defensively as he used to be. Good time to upgrade with Debuchy imo, as we're going full English now.

Bob is talking absolute bollocks the crazy old coot.

I really don't understand.

These guys are the ones who should be most disappointed with Pardew's approach.

This guy has actually played for the club, and he sees what is going on, and isn't outraged by how awful it all is?

Unreal.