KaKa

These made up quotes are killing me 

Have really had to think about whether some of them are fake or not.

Hatem should refuse to play. I'd love to see what Pardew would say after we got thumped, without Hatem featuring.

Odemwingie 3 Newcastle United 0

Nothing worse than those streams of text with no paragraphs though, whatever you lot say.

Thought I was being reader friendly. Thanks guys.

I wonder what Mourinho's first 11 would be with our current team.

 

Ben Arfa wouldn't play under him either, and I wouldn't be surprised if Sissoko and Gouffran ended up wide for him too.

 

It probably wouldn't be too dissimilar to Pardew's team to be hones though we would certainly always have a 4-3-3.

 

Ultimately though we'd never look so devoid of belief and confidence, and be such pushovers.

 

Are you on crack?

 

Mourinho would f***ing love HBA, look what he's done with Hazard, Oscar, Schurle, etc., he loves making these attacking midfielders to do the job of a striker.

 

Again, this kind of speculation is getting ridiculous, who Mourinho would play or not, as if you know his interior workings and can point to empirical data where he's frozen out a talent like HBA on a regular basis.

 

I see Ben Arfa as more of a Robben or Mata, when it comes to getting up and down the pitch.

 

Hazard, Schurrle and Willian are fantastic athletes and get up and down the pitch much more effectively.

 

 

 

It wasn't meant to be a

 

I see what you mean.

 

And I agree about self belief. He'd probably make some of our players think they're unbeatable.

 

Unlike our current incumbent who makes them think they've lost the game 0-4 already before kickoff.

Yeah, I wasn't knocking Mourinho in that post.

I was just thinking who he'd play from our current lot, and the team may not be far off.

However, we'd actually perform during matches, even if it wasn't pretty.

Pardew sets up in this supposedly tough to beat way, but we get hammered and just look so feeble.

I wonder what Mourinho's first 11 would be with our current team.

 

Ben Arfa wouldn't play under him either, and I wouldn't be surprised if Sissoko and Gouffran ended up wide for him too.

 

It probably wouldn't be too dissimilar to Pardew's team to be hones though we would certainly always have a 4-3-3.

 

Ultimately though we'd never look so devoid of belief and confidence, and be such pushovers.

 

Are you on crack?

 

Mourinho would f***ing love HBA, look what he's done with Hazard, Oscar, Schurle, etc., he loves making these attacking midfielders to do the job of a striker.

 

Again, this kind of speculation is getting ridiculous, who Mourinho would play or not, as if you know his interior workings and can point to empirical data where he's frozen out a talent like HBA on a regular basis.

I see Ben Arfa as more of a Robben or Mata, when it comes to getting up and down the pitch.

Hazard, Schurrle and Willian are fantastic athletes and get up and down the pitch much more effectively.

Was just wondering. Wasn't meant to be a definitive piece of analysis!

I wonder what Mourinho's first 11 would be with our current team.

Ben Arfa wouldn't play under him either, and I wouldn't be surprised if Sissoko and Gouffran ended up wide for him too.

It probably wouldn't be too dissimilar to Pardew's team to be hones though we would certainly always have a 4-3-3.

Ultimately though we'd never look so devoid of belief and confidence, and be such pushovers.

Ultimately it looks like we are moving towards letting Pardew get more of the players he is interested in.

This along with the current lack of faith from the players is going to lead to one hell of a bad start next season.

Ultimately his time will come. He might pull the club down in the process though.

Think it's really disappointing that this guy hasn't been given any games upfront, considering his recent record playing upfront in France, and how we've struggled for goals recently.

I really doubt Pardew knows anything about that record, and how he was used there to be honest. Yet another failing of the jester in charge.

Derby. Think McClaren has been great there. Nice to see him get a bit of redemption. Think he's one of the more talented English managers tbh.

Pardew has made me detest Mourinho.

 

You just know Pardew was sitiign at home watching the game tonight, and touching himself.

 

Fantasizing that Chelsea's win, and pretty dull approach justified the s*** he serves up.

 

Delusional moron.

 

You really need to stop referring to yourself in the 3rd person. Especially when it's so obvious.

 

Another Pardew lover. f***ing awesome. Just go away.

 

Please stop posting.

I will if you do first.

Pardew has made me detest Mourinho.

 

You just know Pardew was sitiign at home watching the game tonight, and touching himself.

 

Fantasizing that Chelsea's win, and pretty dull approach justified the s*** he serves up.

 

Delusional moron.

 

You really need to stop referring to yourself in the 3rd person. Especially when it's so obvious.

Another Pardew lover. Fucking awesome. Just go away.

Pardew has made me detest Mourinho.

You just know Pardew was sitiign at home watching the game tonight, and touching himself.

Fantasizing that Chelsea's win, and pretty dull approach justified the shit he serves up.

Delusional moron.

I like what you've done here, Kanj.

 

                    Hart

 

Johnson  Jagielka  Cahill    Cole

 

                  Gerrard

 

    Henderson        Wilshere

 

                  Sterling

 

          Rooney  Sturridge

 

Or a 4-3-3 with Rooney as the central striker. Dunno where I've got these ideas from, mind.

 

Lallana knocking on the door for Sterling's role, or for Wilshere when he is inevitably crocked, while the left back situation is obviously still wide open.

Love this. Baines ahead of Cole though. Really need consistent quality going forward from the full backs in that formation.

Takes advantage of the players who have had so much success for Liverppol this season, and are in great form and high on confidence. Also means they are all playing roles they are comfortable with and familiar with also.

Takes care of the Rooney or Sturridge up top dilemma too.

Unfortunately I doubt Hodgson will have the guts, which is a huge shame.

Gosling makes me sick. Goes to show that Pardew just looks to play the players that suck up to him. Gosling should be chased out of the city. Useless wretch that he is.

I'm praying we get a decent manager and he stays here, whilst offloading the prats like Shola Ameobi who will restrain him if he ever tries to knock out any more daft c***s.

At least give the gods a chance bro.

I am praying Ben Arfa goes to Everton next season.

Tired of arguing with people claiming he's rubbish and isn't a prem player.

Would love to see him flourish in another prem side, and be a constant reminder to all and sundry that Pardew is absolutely clueless.

Shola fucking Ameobi man, the guys career just goes from strength to strength.

Just refuse to play Hatem. Let the useless f***er sit in the cesspool he's made for himself.

I really wouldn't blame him. Refuse to play the rest of the season, and hand in a transfer request.

So this guy is being brought on, just so he can be the fall guy for these losses.

Ben Arfa should flat out refuse to come on then. Simple. He can easily explain to he press that he's being brought on with the game already out of hand, and being blamed for the losses anyway.

This is incomprehensible.

Doing his best to get Pardew sacked.

A true captain if ever there was one.

"It looks like two teams out there rather wanting to do something else. Man Utd want to play Munchen and Newcastle... want to go to the pub or something."

 

Sometimes I love the Norwegian PL studio

Hernandez bullying Williamson what a f***ing joke

Get used to it. First team player next season. Allegedly.

STOP PLAYING IT LONG.