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Just watching these Aguero clips. Amazing player.

I have no doubt he would look shit in our side though.

And people would rant on about how heisn't good enough, and Argentinians have no fight, and can't be played in derbies etc etc.

Feel proper sorry for Dummett, like.  Lad will be crushed by what happened out there.

Last week was a fantasy.

It's good that he gets used to the reality of Newcastle life.

Spot on Beren. I salute you sir.

Ultimately, and it sickens me to say this, but we'd be better off without Carr, with Pardew in charge.

We'd be performing better with a bunch of try hard cloggers, and the odd tricky winger and good striker, under Pardew.

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Whoever the f*** he is

This has me in stitches. Garnett man. 

Pardew doesn't believe in anything he does.

How on earth can the players be expected to.

Goes on all week about the 4-3-3 etc. and then changes everything in 20 mins.

The players have no chance under this guy.

Hoof it to Shola. In 2013.

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

People actually predicted this from the day Poyet was linked with these guys 

That is the level of shitness Pardew is operating on.

Would anyone believe that Remy is on the pitch?

And Pardew wonders if he'll stay.

What a shit goal.

I'll take it though.

Cisse is getting better at being shit.

Cabaye in a 4-4-2 just doesn't look the same. Needs more around him.

Where's Sissoko when you need him?

I'd put Beardsley in charge. Fuck it.

Cisse is out there doing the splits man, what happened to this guy?

This 4-4-2 business also completely dulls Cabaye's game, as he cant really get forward as much.

Upfront with Remy looks like.

Well at least Ben Arfa is wide now.

Hate Gouffran wide in a 4-4-2 though.

Cisse coming on.

For Sissoko apparently.  Cant wait to see what formation this will be.

I remember the local media (and some of the fans) accusing Laurent Robert of being heartless. Where the f*** do you even begin to start with this lot, btw? Ben Arfa and Sissoko are good footballers but they just don't want to know today at all.

We definitely don't have anyone with any fire in them.

Its not a foreign thing either. People like Viera and Gallas had plenty.

We need some players with personality and some balls for sure.

This makes it even more crucial that we have a manager that sets them up right, and inspires some kind of emotion in them.

Pardew is failing at both tasks.

Our players are incredibly inflexible imo.

What an utterly pathetic first half. Pards has got it horribly wrong and 4 or 5 of our players couldn't give a s***. Worried.

 

You fill your team full of Foreigners and this is what you get in games  like this. Fair play to the Mackems. They're not very good but at least they're desperate to win it which is more than can be said for our spineless lot.

Oh man. This really isn't the problem out there.

Gouffran and Sissoko as wingers

A striker and box to box midfielder.

"I really think the team is in decent shape," says Pardew. "I've set it up in much more attacking mode with three strikers and will continue to do so regardless of who they are.

 

"I like the feel of this team – it's got goals. I'd like to lock up the back door a bit more but I'm not going to stray from what I think is the way forward for Newcastle and that's to try to score goals."

 

Right then

Took all of 20 mins 

I've not got the first idea what formation we're playing. Utterly abysmal.

It's actually incredible.

I've seen Gouffran alone wide right, wide left, and off the front man at various times this half.

What is going on?

Looking forward to the real football that's on later.

This is putrid garbage.

We work all week on the 4-3-3 formation that has served us so well lately, and within 20 mins Pardew shoe horns everyone into a 4-4-2, instead of keeping his nerve.

What made him think that would change anything? Remy has now vanished, Sissoko is so cluless out left, Ben Arfa keeps losing the ball dropping deep in the centre.

How long do we have to keep dealing with this stuff. He's had this team long enough to know where people can't play.

So fed up.

All Sunderland's energy has gone, but now we're completely set up wrong to take advantage.

I want to cry.

Pardew is hopeless man ...

He's managed to nullify Ben Arfa, Remy, Sissoko and Gouffran, by playing them all in the wrong place.

The guy is extraordinary.