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Musa finally shows some lovely ability, but just look at the finishing that comes afterwards. So bad, so so bad.

My God ... can you believe this shit. TAHITI?! doing us like this?

Never has a 6-1 victory wound me up so much. Ridiculous scoreline all things considered.

 

Any positives to take from this five goal victory?

Probably won't be as upset if Newcastle don't sign Ideye Brown now.

Never has a 6-1 victory wound me up so much. Ridiculous scoreline all things considered.

FUCK MY LIFE! WHO IS HE DRIBBLING! SHOOT THE BALL YOU DICK!

We can no longer score a goal against this island of non-entities man. Get out of here!

 

I feel like everyone playing today shouldn't get to play anymore.

 

Why are all your goals so s***?

Mike, shut up!

They've had to do the job for us. Can't even celebrate the goal. This is disgusting.

We can no longer score a goal against this island of non-entities man. Get out of here!

This Musa guy must be a comedian.

These guys are actually dominating us ...

My phone is blowing up already. Between this and Kinnear I have had no rest the last few days. So unfair man.

We have a distinct talent for humiliating ourselves, honestly.

An unemployed dwarf outleaping our whole defence to head in. Fuck me.

FUCKING KNEW IT!

We have been comical. A troop of clowns man.

Is Musa for real?

Okay, you guys are enjoying this too much. Shut it. 

Seriously though, if these guys score I'll never live this down. We need to stop fooling around.

Tahiti have some game to be fair to them. If anything it's our huge physical advantage that is bailing us out.

 

These Tahitians will give the similarly built Spaniards problems.

 

Just keep telling yourself that.

It'll be a tight one. No doubt!

Tahiti have some game to be fair to them. If anything it's our huge physical advantage that is bailing us out.

These Tahitians will give the similarly built Spaniards problems.

What is wrong with these animals? 

That guy would be put on a flight straight back to Lagos at half time.

On arrival, he would be stripped naked and flogged in front of the whole nation.

Hopeless finishing!!!

Wow 

We have to get at least 10 here. Fire from range mercilessly.

We need to win this like 20 - 0. I need to know what that feels like, sorry.

 

After what the U.S.A did to us in the Olympic basketball last year, I want to be on the side giving out a good humbling.

 

Yes, I'm still hurting.

 

I don't know what Nigeria did to Melo, but you won't ever f***ing do it again.

Every non-Nigerian African I have ever known contacted me that day to mock me.People I hadn't even heard from for years. I watched that whole game with my mouth open. Couldn't believe it!

Iguodala's dad is Nigerian too. Couldn't even have a word to his boys to calm it down a bit. Came off the bench firing threes too. Sell out.

Tahiti will definitely score. We've already started relaxing because we've scored two early goals.

We need to win this like 20 - 0. I need to know what that feels like, sorry.

After what the U.S.A did to us in the Olympic basketball last year, I want to be on the side giving out a good humbling.

Yes, I'm still hurting.