KaKa

1 minute ago, Pixelphish said:

Very jealous.

A trophy is a trophy man. Everyone laughs at this competition till you see the winners after they get the win. Roma were loving it too last season. It's valid.

Fair play to them, but a disgusting night overall.

Cracking that man on the head, getting a penalty that was at best fortunate, playing such an awful match ... but here we are.

Woah, what is Moyes thinking there. Game isn't over

What a goal! Get in!

1 minute ago, Sempiternal said:

Would love him here, don’t think he would cost all that much 

Considering the World Cup he had and all the attention that came after, it's been fairly quiet on him.

Still such a good age too. Could definitely see him slotting into that position for us. Maybe things pick up on him after this game is out of the way.

Zouma off and replaced with Kehrer ... big downgrade.

Gets cracked on the head and now has that given against him. That's tough.

2 minutes ago, Sempiternal said:

Amrabat is fucking great 

Love his movement, awareness and distribution. Classy player. 

2 minutes ago, The College Dropout said:

Moyes ball is awful man. 

I just don't understand what they are even trying to do when they have the ball. 

Just seems it's all just random and hopeful, with direct balls to Antonio if there's any uncertainty or pressure.

Just so bad.

1 minute ago, RodneyCisse said:

What idiots man.

 

Shows what happens when you let football fans drink in the stands.

No excuses man. When are these people going to just grow up?

Grown men cannot just go to a game and support their team without acting like animals. 

Really hope they lose this game now. Don't deserve to see their team win here.

Donny van de Beek is leaving Man Utd and has been linked with us in the Sun, who say we tried for him in Jan. We also looked at him in the first transfer window after the takeover. Also says that he is open to the move.

20 minutes ago, AJ9 said:

Honestly if this patter carries on all summer it’s going to fucking end me. 

Alright alright, I've had my fun for today, and so I'll exit now.

I'll pop back in to have a cheeky dig at whatever the 'bed wetters' are crying about tomorrow. So I can give them something else to whine about.

36 minutes ago, Dr.Spaceman said:

 

I'm not complaining, I'm just pointing out your hypocrisy.

 

You are one of the most narcissistic people I've ever encountered, man, this is entertaining stuff 

You don't even know who I am!

If you can boldly claim I'm a narcissist based off a few forum posts, it's very likely you are the actual narcissist.

Just now, Dr.Spaceman said:

Tedious and insufferable?

 

Yeah 

I promise it's going to continue though. I don't see why you should get to have all the fun.

I quite like complaining about you complaining.

5 hours ago, Hanshithispantz said:

I'm not reading your post because a quick scan shows it's just going to be nauseating, but we're in massive need of reinforcements in centre midfield. We were in January, and we still are. We finished the season with Gordon, Anderson and an injured Bruno there. Literally every one of our central midfielders were injured by the final whistle 

 

 

 

It seems when you lot are moaning continuously and making out Howe or the club don't know what they're doing, that in your minds it plays out as if you are simply pointing out the signings we need to make.

Well I assure you it's far more tedious and insufferable, but carry on though, and I'll be sure to keep reminding you.

1 hour ago, Hanshithispantz said:

It's not like Kaka to completely ignore the actual arguments, deny reality, and take any opportunity to pat himself on the back like.

 

 

Ah, here we go again. Evil KaKa patting himself on the back and being patronising and arrogant right?

Last summer and in January people were speaking so matter of factly about how bad things would be if we didn't make those signings, and they complained and complained and complained.

No matter how you cut it, it was ultimately all for nowt, as things worked out just fine and they were wrong about it. Just because it didn't work out how you anticipated don't turn that around on me and claim I'm patting myself on the back because I pointed that out.

I know you guys get really wound up and find it annoying in these instances when these kinds of things are brought up, but equally it's really annoying to some of us when the incessant complaining and doom mongering is going on too, and so I guess we're all even.

1 hour ago, The Prophet said:

 

...and we know a thing or two about missed opportunities around here.

Pretty sure people said it would be a missed opportunity to push on last season if we didn't sign a right winger in the summer. We didn't sign one.

In January they then said it would be a missed opportunity to consolidate a top 4 place if we didn't sign a central midfielder. We didn't sign one.

They were wrong on both accounts.

2 minutes ago, SUPERTOON said:

Price for Maddison 

 

https://twitter.com/toonarmy_com/status/1665681711512932352?s=20

That's pretty fair I think.

They're smart to set a reasonable price early and try to get money in early for their rebuild.

1 hour ago, SUPERTOON said:

Brighton want 100 million for Caicedo ?

Don't blame them. Performing like he has done in the Prem at so young an age, I'd be asking clubs to pay up too. 

Just now, midds said:

Can I suggest either take the squabbles to pms or just ignore each other lads? Absolutely no need for any Newcastle fans to fall out after the season we've just had. Just nip it in the bud before it gets silly please, yeah? 

I'm done with it man. I was done with it yesterday. It really was never any kind of argument really.

Just wish folks would stop acting as if anything I've done/said is different from what they have done/said in the past. It's ridiculous.

1 hour ago, Chicken Dancer said:

You’re such an arrogant arsehole at times like  

Nobody in their right mind believes we’re signing Messi, but to call people on a forum childish for making a few comments about signing football’s greatest ever player…2 years ago we had Bruce with Jeff Hendrick in the middle. To even have Messi’s name mentioned in the same sentence as Newcastle is mental enough, despite quite clearly being bullshit. Let people just enjoy it man. Not everything has to be so serious all the time. 
 

Your posts are constantly littered with patronising comments as well. Really do think you’re the fountain of footballing knowledge. Maybe you should start a YouTube channel?

 

It's really hard to believe what some of you come up with at times.

You only claim I'm arrogant because you can't handle anyone disagreeing with you or finding a take of yours to be a bit silly. That's your issue. That's your ego.

When I was sticking up for Joelinton back in the day I got endless shit for it. But that was all fine yeah? You guys weren't being patronising or arrogant at all then we're you.

More recently because I commented on how McTominay might fit into Howe's system and how it would make sense why he would go after him, again endless shit about it all the time. But I suppose that wasn't you lot being patronising or arrogant.

Please just spare me the whining man. Yes, I think wanting to sign Messi at this stage of his career is extremely short sighted and is a childish/immature view just because as many of you stated, you just want to be able to say you saw him in the Newcastle shirt.

In the grand scheme of things that's just my opinion though, so get over it, and stop with the crying man. You lot have a grand old time when your dishing out cheeky digs, but don't seem to be able to handle it when it's the other way. It's pretty pathetic.

2 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said:

Come on Kaka, we’re ultimately talking about watching a game; an entertainment.  A game invented - in its current code - by Victorian schoolboys if we’re getting exact.  It is by definition a childish pursuit.  It’s meant to be fun - and even if those saying they’d want to see Messi in B&W shirt just once were serious so what?  The joy of the game is the happy moments and memories that stay with you.  Seeing possibly the greatest player ever play for your club would be one of those things - even if he doesn’t press like Almiron …

 

The childish thing to do IS to treat football so seriously.  I was never more serious about football than when I was a kid.  As an adult I laugh most of this stuff off. 

I hear you man. It's all good.

It really isn't that serious.

2 minutes ago, Yorkie said:

 

You could just try not being constantly belligerent in any way, whether it's insulting mothers or calling people childish. Just don't bother at all.

Constantly belligerent ...

You really think when I post on here I am constantly belligerent.

Hmmm ... okay.

1 minute ago, Shak said:

 

I mean I don't think anyone thought it was a particularly realistic rumour, mostly jokes about how insane it is to even imagine a Messi to Newcastle link.

 

Then you came in calling people childish and cringeworthy for discussing it 

Man, folks were not joking at all.

If someone says they don't care if he only scores one goal, because they get to see Messi, I think that is childish and kinda cringey.

It's hardly some big insult man. I wish you guys would stop acting as though I cursed folks out or insulted their parents.