Ronaldo

What on earth are you talking about?

The Derby isn't for a few days.

Beckham is so limited now it's no longer funny. I do wish the cameras would stop following him around like dogs with bones, sick of the sight of him.

Milwall isn't much further east than Palace.

Gerrard is past his best and unsuited to Spainsh football.

Daft if we don't, he's had a better season than 90% of our squad.

Leeds aren't a small pond though, he's was a big player in the best team in League One (basically) and got fantastic service. At Everton he won't get nearly as many chances to score, he'll flop.

At 21 he was on loan at Uxbridge. I'd say he's currently overachieving massively.

We should do everything we can for Ambrose.

He most certainly is. He doesn't have "a lot of pace" either. He's quick like Lovenkrands is quick. Nippy off the mark but by no means a strong runner.

Everton fan.

HA!

Maybe it was Sweden's punishment for giving the world Andreas Andersson.

How?

Based on what? He's good but he's nowhere near the finished article and not quite yet up to the standard of Joe Cole and Lennon.

The new football that goalkeepers worldwide don't 'approve' of?

Not to mention the newer football boots providing more power/accuracy.

Fulham (a) 01-02.

As we've almost established, his record was closer to 80% for us.

48 out of 59 for us rings a bell.

Since when do you go to games?

Shearer wasn't a great penalty taker, i'd have had Solano take every single one of ours. But your penalty taker is often little more than the team's golden boy.

And the fact that nerves didn't get to him, because he couldn't have cared less.

Dresden seems like a nice fella but this is almost as bad as his rubbish last season concerning Owen and it not being his fault that his left foot is terrible.