Ronaldo

He tried to save a penalty with his right foot when it was hit with no pace and placed 3 yards to his left, he was absolutely terrible.

He's no Mourinho. He certainly got the better of Mourinho enough. Seriously though, there's no way Rafa will fail to win them a trophy.

He most certainly will though, you sick little narcissist.

Those words are really going to bite you in the arse, TT. I know you are speaking from a vast amount of experience there but at 26 and with the only man who had faith in him gone, his chance in English football is going to be limited especially with his injury record. He's not a bad footballer, just someone you wouldn't pay serious amounts of money for as he's likely to miss 70% of the season through injury. Typical Newcastle player of old in that respects. Except very good. It's not really his quality that's the problem though. He's probably worth the money fit and healthy playing 70% of his games, thing is he's not and hasn't been for the last 2-3 years apparently. Same could have been said of someone like Matt Upson (who is shit btw) a few years back, sometimes tendons, ligaments and muscles just need to catch up with the rest of the body. Aquiliani could easily be the next Dyer or he could turn the corner and utilise that fantastic talent. And as it happens, when he did return from injury around the turn of the year, he stayed injury free, Rafa just wasn't picking him (in part probably because of his penchant for 2 DMs).

He looked absolutely abysmal, who's bright idea was it to put him in goal?

Those words are really going to bite you in the arse, TT. I know you are speaking from a vast amount of experience there but at 26 and with the only man who had faith in him gone, his chance in English football is going to be limited especially with his injury record. He's not a bad footballer, just someone you wouldn't pay serious amounts of money for as he's likely to miss 70% of the season through injury. Typical Newcastle player of old in that respects. Except very good.

That explains it then.

Ridiculous rubbish. But seeing Jens Lehman and Joe Calzaghe hug Woody Harrelson is the most randomly hilarious thing i've ever seen.

Why wont Theakston dive?

We've actually been paying Nicky Butt millions of pounds for the past 3 years to play football. It was only 10 months ago that Hughton called him a 'fabulous player.' :lol:

Those words are really going to bite you in the arse, TT.

Corden is another product of the idiots who watch mainstream TV in this country. He's an absolute abomination of a human being.

Not sure like, you just stand still in boxing - don't you? If you want to lose you do. We'll aye, but he's hardly doing 10 yard dashes in the ring now, is he. Ho'way man, Ronny. Never said he was.

Not sure like, you just stand still in boxing - don't you? If you want to lose you do.

Very rarely did roadwork when he was active.

Anyone would do.

Can you imagine them in their prime playing on the same team. Well, yes. Given that Zidane played with much better players throughout his career.

Robbie Williams is shit.

Nesbitt should be shot in the nads repeatedly then suffocated with a Man U top.

This is fucking hilarious.

Apparently Giggs is the 'current' PFA player of the year, wanker.

I wish someone would assassinate Corden.

I like it. I like you.

Johnson for £18m is almost as bad.

£50 (ew) on a Spain and Rafa (Wimbledon) double, returns £1243.