Why? Heskey is the best partner for Rooney, who is our best player. Crouch is crap as well, just as much a donkey as Heskey, oh he's scored against another pub team! Class.
To be fair, all Crouch can do is score past the teams he's plays against. To call him crap is stupid, he can blatantly do a job.
Heskey has to be there though.