Ronaldo

Protecting him from what, the big bad defenders of Preston North End and Swansea? It's complete bullshit.

Something clearly going on behind the scenes with Ranger.

I'm 25 and he's my favourite Newcastle player ever. He is underrated by many though, you're right - mad really as he was a regular for England for many years but that was slightly before my time so I don't know how he performed. Best player I've ever seen for us and I only have experience of him under KK. He must have been utterly brilliant in his prime, what a talent. Criminally underrated. My sentiments exactly, would loved to have seen him in the 80's. Started going to the games just in time to see all of his second spell.

'Those' ahead of him?

Butt's injured, right? Please?

Expecting to see 3,000 kilts today, given that the sheep now recognize the sound of a zip.

Merson is the big one for me.

Ex-footballers in the Media. I swear half of them don't watch football beyond MOTD and the odd Super Sunday.

eh?

Aguero and Drogba were my partnership on Fifa for 4 seasons, averaged about 70 a season between them. In reality they'd be almost as effective, forget all about the title 'race' if they get him.

Jussi and Schwarzer are good to very good keepers. Sorenesen is average at absolute best and not as good as Harper in my book.

I think he has made some quality reaction saves this season and as you say he isn't having that much to do which makes them all the more impressive imo. Average premiership keeper, wish we had more. Average premiership keepers?

Taylor, who else.

Genius tbh.

I said he was capable of 8-10 in a team that creates chances. Then again so is Shola.

Have a think, see if you can eventually work out the difference. seen a lot of beckford have we? In fact, are you a scout? As you seem to know a lot of 'facts' about an awful lot of players? Serious question btw I generally go to Leeds games once a month or so, so yeah i've seen him play a fair few times.

Have a think, see if you can eventually work out the difference.

I said he's capable of 8-10. But his overall play completes negates the point of having him in the team.

The same Bob Moncur who thinks Kilgallon would do well in the premiership but admitted a week later that he'd only seen him play once or twice?

How are these idiots getting paid for this? Third best defence in the league? Scores more goals with one striker in the team? Honestly, that made even Talksport look good.

Good backup is going too far. Neither are premiership players and never will be.

Talksport's Ronnie Irani and the marginally reatarded Darren Gough.

The positive media attention Owen's got for over a decade continues to fool these idiots, it's pathetic. He still hasn't scored in any of his premiership starts. And only seems to make any impression whatsoever when exploiting tired legs, though he still doesn't manage to look dangerous.