Ronaldo

I'd rather we played our best player, abandoned one of the two DMs and tried to win.

Tempting fate a little here but what in the blue hell is Eto'o doing starting PL games for a team who want to win the league?

That's the thing for me, like. There's no way that's going in in a million years unless the keeper spontaneously combusts.

Carlton Cole's a much better player.

Cabaye's got an absolute wand of a right foot but today's another example of him going missing in midfield against the better sides.

Shola and his constant selection from the start or the bench is a total disgrace. Utter waste of flesh.

We never looked likely to score.

Why the fuck would you bring Haidara on in that situation? Makes no sense whatsoever.

What nonsense.

He should walk into our side but that nonsense right there is exactly why he isn't going to the WC.

Why's Colo trying to play like a sweeper?

Ridiculous from Tiote and shocking marking from Colo.

This, we need to give them something to worry about. Sissoko shouldn't be dropped. No need for both Anita and Tiote in there.

Fuck sake.

At Hatem's expense no doubt?

Pulis wanting to sign a CB that doesn't offer an attacking threat?

6 goals and 10 assists in 140 PL games says otherwise. Shocking player, but I'm fed up with talking about him. We were stupid enough to buy him and put up with him for 5 years. Nice guy but thank fuck that's over.

Forgot about Theo. What a player. Might be worth putting MYM in there against him.

Hope this isn't the 13-14 version of the 0-3 against Chelsea. Then again, didn't do too much harm then. Think we'll draw 1-1.

Aye, I rate him so much I've consistently advocated selling and replacing him for the past 7 years. Tool.

He was decent in the Championship and has consistently struggled in the Premier League. No coincidence we're playing the best and most effective football since Bobby with him out of the side.

Except he scores, sometimes.

Which 2 or 3 seasons was this? Given that they only played together for 3 seasons and we went down in one and were in the Championship in another. Average. Aye, OK. Love to know how many average PL wingers go over 50 games without an assist.

Repeating masel, but I'm convinced it goes much further than what Marv does on the pitch, which more than merits a place ahead of Obertan. Got to be something to do with his attitude in training.

Nobody hates him, he's just crap and has been for most of his time here.