Ronaldo

No chance of getting him on loan.

Coloccini's had a very poor start to the season. Can't be just ignored because of how good he was a few seasons back.

45 mins later, mind.

with the added bonus that Jonas will not walk back into the team when available I like Jonas too to be fair but he isn't as effective.

I agree.

Has Remy scored 6 with Shola on the pitch?

You'd not last 5 seconds in my world, bitch.

He'd do his back throwing a punch. Apparently Carroll only lightly slapped him and still broke his jaw in 6 places.

To be fair to David James he was the only one talking any sense whatsoever before the game.

It was the inhaling and sticking his chest out after making a a straightforward tackle or clearance that got me.

Physically the strongest without doubt. His problem has always been, for me, the posing/pantomime shit he engages in at expense of just doing his job You don't need to tell me that, man. Once upon time I was known on here for having a vendetta against the lad when in actual fact I just wasn't falling for his crap.

Taylor needs a leader alongside him but phsyically he's more up to the job than any of our CBs.

As if me of all folk would need a shotgun for that lot.

1 onto 3 certainly sounds fair in those circumstances.

We'd have won the first final against Arsenal if Shearer hadn't hit the post.

Shearer's second goal against Spurs in the FA Cup semi, every cunt went absolutely mad on our row, OT was rocking to the extent I thought we were gonna bring it down. The Rob Lee goal a year later was pretty fucking special too, especially as it was our 4th trip to Wembley in less than 4 years and it looked like we'd make it 4 out of 4 without a single fucking goal. Bellamy's against Feyenoord I blacked out for 30 seconds but apparently I just started grabbing people and kicking the guy in front of me.

That's been Cisse's reaction to virtually every goal we've scored this season.

He wasted 10 seconds on that crap kick.

Course it is. Players with experience of English football, even at that level, would be very welcome.

Yorkie prefers Obertan.

Laudrup's cowardice is costing them at times this season.

I tell you what you definitely lack, a sense of when you're being teased Wasn't serious at all Ron lad I know brother, but TRon was, little bugger that he is.

And, for the record, I've held my hands up when wrong. Andy Carroll is the best example of that.

I didn't completely write off Anita at all. Williamson I've said is a likeable guy but a poor defender, which is exactly what he is. As for Tiote, he's done well in the last 4 games - though he's been partially at fault for 2 very decisive goals in 2 of those games - but, holding my hands up, he's just not my type of CM and never will be. I grew up watching NUFC teams that don't cower behind players who can't be trusted in the opposition's half of the field and that'll be my attitude till the day I give it up.

Really like Moussa. Still think he's the one CM I'd always have in the team simply because he drives the team forward and that's the one thing I look for in midfielders more than anything else.