Ronaldo

A GOAL FOR THE WHOLE OF YORKSHIRE. Hull isn't in Yorkshire. It is.

They didn't, mate.

Wolves, man. Jesus.

There's another Emmanuel Adebayor? Weird.

Ronaldo doesn't even rate Nolan and was over the moon when we replaced him with Cabaye. Superb finisher, though.

he also says "my time in football". There's better about now. RVP anyone? Still think he probably means from the players he's worked with. Why scrutinise every single word? Get a life, man, we all know he's useless.

Perhaps he just means from the players he's worked with. In the last 10 years I can't think of any of our players I'd rather have on the end of a loose ball in the box.

What are you confused about wi that?

Think we need someone able to form a link between these players and English football.

All of them represent poor leadership material for various reasons.

Prefer Gosling tbh. Sammy doesn't have the right attitude or ability for this situation.

Oh my. That's special. This encapsulates why I never buy newspapers and would lose no sleep if they all went out of business. That's such a shit article. The 'blueprint' includes the recruitment of Pardew, tbh. It's heavily to blame for this mess.

That's this Tuesday? I might just go.

Nah, if that happens we're down and I'll accept it tomorrow.

He has more class coached in to him than half our squad. I hate all the stick he gets but hopefully he proves everyone wrong. The dude is a class above. He's a tidy little player technically who, as yet, has shown no real substance or ability to take hold of the game in midfield. You can point to our ludicrous tactics and the fact he's often had rubbish like Jonas and Tiote next to him in midfield but they don't offer mitigation for his inability to get the ball and keep it around bigger boys and support the attack. Even on his best day I can't help thinking there's a player in the Championship that could perform exactly the same role technically, offer more physical presence and a bit of goal threat. Silly signing, basically, but hopefully he comes good because we really need to get Tiote out of the team and shipped off to another mug's club.

Certainly shows that was the expected effect. Either way the manager's been supported and hasn't delivered in that respect. I'm completely convinced he'll be gone by June, btw. This is something I'm pretty happy about.

Cabaye isn't a no.10, though. I think he does his best work much deeper than that.

That's pretty much what I'd play. Well done.

Mr Glass.

Wouldn't worry. If we finish 17th or lower he's a dead man walking.

Jonas should never play for us again, ever.

Amazing that some people still haven't figured out how bad Jonas actually is.

I know what I'd rather listen to.

I'd imagine they're not bad being marked by empty space, like.

Pearson. Drew 1-1 with Watford and lost 6-0 at Old Trafford. Bullied.