Ronaldo

Craig Moore was OK.

Shearer, tbh.

Same.

OK, I'll leave it there, but I think you're fucking nuts.

Alonso ahead of Xavi? Have I missed something with this?

Why come out with such s****? Get linked to someone who's played just over 10 games for Swansea and you claim he'll be better than the most prolific midfielder in Premier League history. f*** sake.

Why on earth wouldn't he be in Jesmond's Tesco?

Drogba is Chelsea's real captain.

With our front 3 we could dick anybody.

An absolute disgrace of a manager in every respect.

That's why I love Lampard. He gives real answers to real questions.

We bought Bowyer just after finishing 3rd actually.

Top 4 teams don't finish on 56 points, but I agree with the rest.

Come on Barca!

There's no way Chelsea are going to get 10 points or more from their last 5.

Yeah Given in 2006 and before him Shearer and Dyer in 2003, I think!

I want Gameiro.

Watched that in O'Briens bar in NYC and went mad, thinking it would be his first of many.

Fucking Xisco, man. He's like an ex-girlfriend whose junk mail you still receieve every 8 weeks or so.

To be fair to him it was only 7 years ago.

"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent, and the choices that you make will shape your life forever."

In the 4-3 game at Elland Road - I was there, what a fucking game! - he scored a brilliant, brilliant goal.

What were they thinking, man? Getting his hair cut in broad daylight?

Waste of talent.

Christ, can you imagine that with 4 games left?