Ronaldo

Who was?

Higuain, Ronaldo and Benzema will tear through that lot like butter, man. Real forwards in every sense of the word.

Lampard's still the best English midfielder by a distance. Superb tonight.

Real will take them apart, man. This result could save us, tbh.

Chronic bottlers.

Guardiola hasn't half made a mess of Barca this season.

Villa are the absolute worst.

Both teams are so detestable, man.

Knew it man. Chronic bottler.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

The only pillow-biter is David, tbh.

What a queer you can be, man.

3 at the back.

What a fantastic half.

Rape them like rapists.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

GET IN THERE YOU CHEAT!!!

Hope Messi's not gonna choke again like in the 2010 semi.

£22 on Barca -1 and Villa. Returns £72.

Diarra's a great player.

Apparently they play nice football. Never heard such tripe in all my life.

Who keeps proof that they live in Wigan? The borough of Wigan is actually a nice enough area, tbh. Don't you live in Scotland?

Shearer better than Beardsley. Righto.

Brilliant, good, brilliant.

Top league goal-scorer. Shows how bad we were that season. Wasn't John Beresford top or 2nd top overall?