Ronaldo

Real will take them apart, man. This result could save us, tbh.

Chronic bottlers.

Guardiola hasn't half made a mess of Barca this season.

Villa are the absolute worst.

Both teams are so detestable, man.

Knew it man. Chronic bottler.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

The only pillow-biter is David, tbh.

What a queer you can be, man.

3 at the back.

What a fantastic half.

Rape them like rapists.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

GET IN THERE YOU CHEAT!!!

Hope Messi's not gonna choke again like in the 2010 semi.

£22 on Barca -1 and Villa. Returns £72.

Diarra's a great player.

Apparently they play nice football. Never heard such tripe in all my life.

Who keeps proof that they live in Wigan? The borough of Wigan is actually a nice enough area, tbh. Don't you live in Scotland?

Shearer better than Beardsley. Righto.

Brilliant, good, brilliant.

Top league goal-scorer. Shows how bad we were that season. Wasn't John Beresford top or 2nd top overall?

Make sure you don't refer back to any of our former player again, if it's so pointless. Martins had a good season in a shocking side, it's as simple as that. Hopefully Ba sorts himself out and gets a goal or two in our remaining fixtures.

Yeah, now you've got it. I said I wanted him to break Martins' record.