Ronaldo

No we fucking don't.

Yep. Twas a penalty.

Craig Moore was OK. Howay man. We've had - at the time, actually - far, far worse than Craig Moore.

Cabaye will improve but he's been pretty average for a fair chunk of this season. Far better than that waste of space Nolan, like.

Careful now.

I want him to get hit by a bus, man. Such a total c***.

Craig Moore was OK.

Shearer, tbh.

Same.

OK, I'll leave it there, but I think you're fucking nuts.

Alonso ahead of Xavi? Have I missed something with this?

Why come out with such s****? Get linked to someone who's played just over 10 games for Swansea and you claim he'll be better than the most prolific midfielder in Premier League history. f*** sake.

Why on earth wouldn't he be in Jesmond's Tesco?

Drogba is Chelsea's real captain.

With our front 3 we could dick anybody.

An absolute disgrace of a manager in every respect.

That's why I love Lampard. He gives real answers to real questions.

We bought Bowyer just after finishing 3rd actually.

Top 4 teams don't finish on 56 points, but I agree with the rest.

Come on Barca!

There's no way Chelsea are going to get 10 points or more from their last 5.

Yeah Given in 2006 and before him Shearer and Dyer in 2003, I think!

I want Gameiro.

Watched that in O'Briens bar in NYC and went mad, thinking it would be his first of many.

Fucking Xisco, man. He's like an ex-girlfriend whose junk mail you still receieve every 8 weeks or so.