Ronaldo

He was actually there with all of us down at Villa in May '09 when we were signing the Jose song for a good 20 minutes. I just don't understand how people can be so stupid.

Rob Lee still seems to think Luis Enrique is a PL left-back who used to play for us and now plays for Liverpool.

You would, though maybe not on that lot.

Without a shadow of a doubt we should be, unfortunately that lunatic Reynolds had other ideas. I go to Pools regularly as most of my family is from there, so have no love for Darlo in general but it's hugely sad to see what is happening to the club, wouldn't wish it on any set of fans. You would.

I think our players have a bit more about them than that, thankfully. He's an average footballer who gets far too much credit.

Why?

Might be something in this.

I'm sure they published an identical article in November.

Superb finish by Lampard, like.

Shearer's so crap.

Sambo.

Duff's a cunt playing for a cunt's club.

Christ, that really is terrible.

Does that take into account the goals scored as a sub? Nail on head, stats like that are cringeworthy man. I'd like to bet that if you did take away goals scored from the bench he'd have a 1 in 3 record. Not looking so 'shocking and truly terrible' then. Would love to see him go to Scotland before he retires and run up some serious lols. Less than 40 Premier League goals (despite taking a fair few penalties) in 12 years suggests otherwise.

Does that take into account the goals scored as a sub?

Sorry, misunderstood you. I like you.

The goals at Stamford Bridge were (for obvious reasons) extremely memorable, though. I was referring primarily to those that'd slipped my mind and thus made me question the reported figure of 71.

Guthrie is key.

The state of that midfield, man.

Yep. 2 vs City 1 vs Everton 1 vs WBA 1 vs Exeter 1 vs Oldham One of those v City he knew nowt abot when the defender headed the ball against him and it rebounded in. So technically 5 goals. Really? Sounds like it should've been disallowed.

Did he get the chance, though? Ferdinand was sold, Shearer was injured, Ginola wanted to be in London, Beardsley was done, and Rob Lee was probably past his best too.

Irrelevant then. Nobody claimed Daglish made a good fist of it in his full season.

Complete rubbish. It was only a late run at the end of the season that got us into 2nd and in Keegan's last 2 league games we had just beaten Spurs 7-1 and Leeds 3-0. Again, relevance? There is none.