Ronaldo

No it won't. Too far away, for a start.

Reckon it'll be that shockingly bad cafe in Darlo train station.

The Leeds fans will be going potty about that. Snodgrass next.

Ruined it, man.

There' still some complete creeps that sit centrally in the lower 3 or 4 rows in the Gallowgate. I was 'asked' to leave once for confronting one of the arseholes.

When fit he's started all but 3 or 4 games this season. He'll still get in the team, although he's unlikely to be first choice.

Which idiot introduced the notion he'd be sold in the first place, and why?

Seems to make space for himself really well. Competent in the air too, by the looks of that.

YouTube, in other words.

Greed.

If Marveaux comes good that's a top 4 starting Xl.

See, Dave? Interesting.

Great owner.

Did you even read the article? He basically gives a list of all the players offered around by agents. Ba thankfully wasn't on it.

This is a bit bloody interesting: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/9020044/Chelsea-striker-Fernando-Torres-offered-to-PSG-says-coach-Carlo-Ancelotti.html

Ba seems to be far, far more suited to this league than the Bundesliga, judging by pretty much every opinion I've heard from people who saw him at Hoffenheim.

4th place?

Savour the moment. The moment is good.

You think?

He has an apartment near the Quayside.

Yeah, that sounds accurate.

We didn't buy him as a striker.

Let's hope this is the end for him.

What. The. Fuck?

It's still a superb defence.