Mikky

Who was that Australian that played for Wolves...? Muscatt? Arguably the most dangerous footballer ever

Still remember that forearm smash - then had the nerve to look totally bemused when getting the red

Riots he’s bang average ffs. They could get 2 or 3 midfielders from France that are better than Rice with the numbers I have seen bandied about for him They don’t even play Felipe, Lanzini or Yarmelenko - they’ll probably sign some clogger like Lewis Cook for 30m

With the Rice money they could get 2 really good CMs which could cure most of their woes because Rice and Noble are average - knowing WHU they’ll probably spunk 30m on Shelvey (I wish)

Kante - was has happened to him post the WC - he was dreadful against WBA

We want him Jesus fuck We have an obsession with youth prospects that got away, and the local media has completely convinced themselves he would be a new Piqué. That South American youngster you have is so much better

Supposed to be decent - still want De Paul - wish this was us

Doing me head in How the fuck is that a pen to Real Madrid?

They play decent football - by no means a long ball team like us

It’s a needless risk most of the time. Managers must hate them. Remember Jenas in the PL Cup? Sir Bobby went mental

Rooney? You must be living in cloud Cocu land

Would prefer José to give him a right hook tbh

strange rumour - O Dembele <> Douglas Costa swap deal Hmmm sounds familiar

Their who transfer policy is really bizarre - don’t actually think they know what they are doing - just stockpiling players

Hilarious for the 2nd goal

Max Aarons possibly to Bayern now

James Lamptey Aarons

Got him from our Academy too - he’s no relation to the other two

Cheated in his exam apparently

Really like Micah Richards as a pundit - just a pure fan

Jealous as fuck at that signing. Palace have done a decent job this summer - got 2 really good young full backs coming through, Eze, Batshuayi and now Brewster - and a manager who extracts every ounce of talent out of them

Were we competing for the league that year - was it the year we finished 3rd or 5th? Ultimately cost us both ways

The one at Old Trafford with Big Al still pisses me off to this day - was it Durkin that day? Red head...?

Not against us, he can't play i don't think. On the other hand i expect Son and Bale to both get hat tricks. Why can't he play? Bale is injured and will be back i’d say 1st week November or after international break