Mikky

Bet you're glad you played your wildcard! What is your squad now? Why all the , I don't get it

It's not as if Kenedy is an integral part of their squad either

Played my wildcard: Courtois, Adrian Mee, P Jones, Mustafi, Stones, Van Dijk Son, Atsu, Salah, Sterling, Lingard Firmino, Benteke, Lukaku

He's no Hayden Mullins though I've tried hard to erase that from my memory

What a player he's been - never gets the credit he deserves

Where's Masch going?

This The left back Bryan is quite canny

He's basically Mangela - big, strong - his passing is bang average: plus he's slow as anything

Clearly hits it twice

4-3

Like the Betis full back - Dumesi

4-2

OMG what a team goal Like ours v Ipswich last season

Yep and what a signing Ben Yedder has been

Superb game Proper derby

Would take him and Daley Blind in a heartbeat Yes please. Doubt Maureen would sell to Rafa though.

Ffs

Last sentence spot on

Spalletti looks downbeat there: got a tough job keeping Stoke up

Lukaku my C

Go back to 4-2-3-1 please Rafa