Mikky

RIP NUFC; well done Mike you win

Get Gouffran off this pitch ffs

Whip it in Raylor u prick

Fuck off Krul smiling at him

What's Gouffrans role?

Yup; great hit Georgia me thinks

Yup; great hit

They play some decent stuff from what I've seen of them this season

Very well written and researched. Sums up perfectly where NUFC is right now

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/apr/03/newcastle-united-mike-ashley-david-conn

Think Tello would have been good for Liverpool What does the future hold for Tello? Will he be back at Barca?

Offers nothing; awful footballer

3-2 England Been a good game Eng were 2-1 down but scored 2 in 2 mins Some of the Germans on show; Ter Stegen, Ginter, Can, Meyer, Hoffman, Gnabry, Leitnrr

Holland have been dreadful

We're appointing a Geordie!! Nothing else matters to me; it's what we all want

Favre and Tuchel are being looked at by Bayern in terms of succession planning for when Guardiola leaves; even talk of Tuchel possibly being the no:2 at Bayern next season

Martin Tyler in first half "Maybe Brendon has missed a trick by not playing Gerrard due to his experience in this fixture"

Taking the piss today

That's not Jack Cork it's Steven Finn

Fiorentna v Milan 85 mins ref off injured: swapping cards etc with the reserve ref in the dugout, meanwhile players have had enough and start playing lol only for ref to run out of the dugout to blow his whistle to tell them to stop Milan 2-1 down Goals on 84th and 87th

The two guys hugging at the front

Outrageous attempt

I know mate; like I said I got what I deserve; I'm fuming