Mikky

Charlie Austin would be a very good signing

Yep: superb player

Juve revival continues 3-1 Fior

Arma almost with a brilliant assist Gary Birtles waxing lyrical about him; never heard him praise anyone before

Arma looks very sharp You can see why he scores a lot of goals; Coventry are quite good to watch tbh

Captain? Kane? Sterling? Lukaku? Fuck knows anymore

How did Samper fair?

Wow Stuttgart; good to see them in the CL

No chance

8-0? Liverpool v Besiktas (under Rafa)

Wow when did Vietto move to Athletico Their forward line is very impressive as ever

Ronaldo celebrating his hat trick v Malmo as if it's a World Cup final

English teams in general spend money terribly Yep; kind of the view I've always had;

For all Man City have spent they look incredibly average at times Is it the players or the manager to blame?

Come on Everton

I FUCKING LOVE YOU LUKAKU

So lucky are Palace

Jurgen Flopp

Thank goodness I left Mahrez on the bench Phew

Apparently Osasuna were hoyed out last year for fielding an ineligible player, agree that Real is a different kettle of fish though. It was this season actually, the FA really have no excuses if Cádiz raises a complain. Madrid will probably pay Cadiz off

Surely Spanish FA won't have the balls

Doesn't the Valencia owner have a stake in Salford City? Hence I can somehow understand how the appointment has been made....

Surely they mean Phil?

Fuchs sake I missed it