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Our Dutch lads are going to a nature reserve, perhaps he could go with them?

Women crying less than the Men's team would.

Wonderful.

swap him for smith. Why would they go for that and miss out on something of real value like a bag of chips and a mars bar?

Allardyce is a moron, Smith is a terrible player, ergo, Allardyce loves Smith.

Pretty cool if you're a Morrissey fan. Jealous of both of them.

SSN still haven't caught on, weirdly.

So hypothetically, say he does really well with Cardiff, promotes them and wins the Champions League in his 2nd PL season then you still wouldn't want him? Let's see how good he is before deciding if we EVER want him as manager.

Photoshop worthy? Already been done I think. Was posted earlier.

Damn right mate. That's a bit racist He's a black guy with a mohawk who's name starts with T. Don't think it's particularly racist...

Barca, then any team on the continent, then any team in England, then Liverpool. The order in which I'd be most happy to see him leave to.

Aww awesome!

Lass in here's daughter is his girlfriend. He's left because of the scrapping of the reserve team for next season, didn't want to still be an academy player when he could step up into a rserve team elsewhere. Has had his contract paid up and was in talks with an SPL team last week. Say WHAT?! Didn't want to be the first to say it. Glad I'm not the only one that this little ditty has gone unnoticed to. Is this common knowledge? Why are people not more annoyed? Reserves are important, otherwise you get all your spare players losing all match fitness.

Lass in here's daughter is his girlfriend. He's left because of the scrapping of the reserve team for next season, didn't want to still be an academy player when he could step up into a rserve team elsewhere. Has had his contract paid up and was in talks with an SPL team last week. Say WHAT?!

The forum crashing made me think something had happened. Fucking hell.

Didn't realise Andy Griffin was playing.

Oh god.

This just got interesting.

Zurab's just given away a penalty and........ not sent off.

They do yeah. Ridiculous tbh.

Hahahahaha. Oh my god, Alves' face when he got a Brazilian flag.

Was that Messi's mum?

We need Brian Blessed or someone to start whispering in Erique's ear.

Valencia is such a cunt.

"He's got Michael Owen"