LiquidAK

Vladimir Weiss, young winger in City's reserves. Scored in the league cup against Arsenal I think. Only around 18 and plays for his country (which admittedly is Slovakia so it isn't that impressive, but still).

Stinks of 'WE'VE GOT LOADS OF MONEY NOW, HONEST GUV!' to me. Seems insane, after all the money troubles, they finally get out of it and the first thing they do is start spunking money away.

Weiss on loan will never happen, there'll be lower premier league clubs in for him I expect. Would love it so much though, haven't seen a lot of him but what I have seen he's looked pretty quality.

Doesn't really matter tbh, but it's a bit shitty of him to be proclaiming how much he loves the club less than a year ago, and no joining our worst enemies. Didn't he actually say at one point that he'd never join Sunderland, or did I imagine that?

Not as much as we need a CM or Right Winger. Unless you think Ashley is going to let us bring in all 3, numpty?

Why are we going after all these defenders? It's obvious what we need is a winger or CM.

Penalties are fun The thing is, most other teams would almost certianly have a goal from one, not us. Actually Shola's really good at penalties. If we got one we'd more than likely score it.

That could describe our current midfield. Guthrie.............Nolan............Smith...............Jonas

He's never going to sign in again, is he.

If Liverpool sell Gerrard and Torres they might as well give up on being a top 6 team, let alone top 4.

Would they confirm it as a done deal if there wasn't something behind it? I can understand them just making up a rumour about our interest or whatever, but to come out and say it's sealed and done seems a bit too sure to just be something made up to fill column space. Oh wait, it's the Sun. Never mind.

So is he gone or not?

Will always remember him for that beautiful cross onto Owen's head against Sunderland, shame he couldn't do that more often. Goodbye, 50k off the wage bill is ideal.

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You were the one who called me up on making a similar statement about Owen, something along the lines of "If you think Owen's going to the World Cup, you're simply wrong". Hypocrite much? Flick back through to Page 3 of this thread. I see.

You were the one who called me up on making a similar statement about Owen, something along the lines of "If you think Owen's going to the World Cup, you're simply wrong". Hypocrite much?

Couple of players in that Leeds side I wouldn't mind us going for. The aussie CB being one of them.

Admittedly I haven't seen much of him, but going on this game alone I see no reason why he can't get goals in the Championship, and likely against the lower teams in the Premiership too. Seems fast, decent touch, reasonably strong. Nothing amazing, but a decent enough striker that would improve our team imo.

I actually love Paul Merson, so funny just to hear him try and form sentences. Even funnier when the other pundits take the piss out of him and half the time he doesn't even realise it.

LET'S JUST GET BACK TOGETHER! WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER BROKE UP! YOU'RE TELLING ME, THAT MY HEART WON'T BEAT AGAIN! WON'T BEAT AGAIN!! IT'S KILLIN' MEEEEE!! etc. Errr loose the fucking hard on..

LET'S JUST GET BACK TOGETHER! WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER BROKE UP! YOU'RE TELLING ME, THAT MY HEART WON'T BEAT AGAIN! WON'T BEAT AGAIN!! IT'S KILLIN' MEEEEE!! etc.

Haven't seen much of RVN at Madrid, has he still got it?