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Please Jonas, play like you did on your debut.

FUCK OFF. I thought we'd scored for a brief second when I read that.

Actually, it really really isn't. No man seriously. Think about how absurd this entire situation is. How we went from Champions League to this in about 5 seasons. If we don't laugh, we'll cry.

This is so bad it's actually laughable.

I thought Oba loved us.

It just hit me that we are actually going down. I never really believed it would happen until now.

I can't believe this is happening. Holy shit.

That's at least a 20 point deduction! Could have hurt the lad!!!

I'm so scared.

Haha f*** off. Im serious! If he's deleted more than just me, who's only friends with him because he plays for NUFC, and within the last day. Coincidence? I'm gone too. Unreal. I've been at work, so what's happened with Oba?

Admittedly, for the most part the football under Fred was good and we were achieving great things. However, NE5, we would have likely done a Leeds had we carried on the way we did, and by the end of it we weren't doing particularly well in the league anyway. Do you really think a few more years of challenging for Europe, would have been worth risking the long term future of the club?

No pressure like.

insanity prolong the mediocrity, great strategic tactic Insanity is assuming that great strikers are going to want to come here and play for us. I very much doubt that right now, we could attract much better than Loven. Basically, he's better than Smith, Shola and Carroll, so it makes sense to keep him for another year, as someone that can do a job when needed.

Stoke aren't some sort of team of monsters, a lot are just six foot blokes, so what? Players like Defoe and Benayoun manage to survive in the PL (Zola in the past as well) no reason why Ranger would struggle (size wise at least). This, I think Stokes physical presence has been exaggerated to the point that people think we're going up against a team of body builders.

Seems very confident of himself, I think he could handle the pressure personally. A lot of footballers at that age think they're the best thing on the planet, and don't get phased by pressure. Hopefully Nile's one of these.

Its in the language options, its amazing. Quite confusing at first, when you start an event and its all in pirate speak. This is amazing.

Adam how the hell did you get your Facebook into Pirate language.

Of course we should give him a contract. Been decent enough up until this injury, which is clearly a freak injury, not like he's got dodgy knees or anything.

Don't say that, I can't take it.

Wouldn't make any difference. Had all sorts of reserves playing when they fucked us up in December Shakhtar 2 - 0 l'OM in the Waffa, think that should see them through Dunno about that, we've got Shearer now whilst then we didn't. Reckon we could steal a point if we had a good day.

The Rangers birthday on Saturday. Thank you Facebook.

Because his wife is a hard as nails Scottish bird & her family will ripping the piss out of her for him having a paddy while he was injured. Slightly worse than that tbf.

We're so awesome. Just, you know, not in the footballing sense. At all.

Apparently taken to hospital as a precaution, and according to Linekar "We think he's going to be ok."

Decky, wtf.