LiquidAK

Well it's not over yet, but it's all but. We win at Boro, and I think we'll stay up. But we need a massive improvement to get that.

FUCKS SAKE!

Free kick great position. Step up Andy Carroll...

3 minutes

If we don't have hope that we can get out of this, then how the fuck are the players?

Shhhh. We're fucked. No, we're not. Not yet.

Hear me out here, if Hull continue to lose (which we have to prey they do) then we can go to Boro (assuming we still get a point here) needing 3 points to get out of the relegation zone. That's doable iyam.

Post. Fucking christ on a bike.

Martins is the weakest fucking African in the world. Honest to fucking god everyone makes this big deal about them being strong, fuck off is he. Great ball by Jonas, Martins fucking up again.

If we can't beat Portsmouth, we're not going to beat Fulham. We get nowt from this, it's not far off the end. Say Hull fail to get anymore points, which as they're in free fall is possible. 4 points would get us level with better goal difference and save us. It's not likely, but I'm saying there is hope.

Thinking about it, Boro and Fulham at home are both winnable. 6 points would save us I think, this is a big loss to not get 3 points, but this isn't the end.

Jonas, hope at last.

Sad but true. Must be said though we've had an extortionate amount of bad luck this season.

Jonas or Barton need to come on NOW. Not in 5 or 10 minutes Al, NOW.

Come on Carroll, late goal like the one against stoke would be class. WTF VIDUKA OFF??? MARTINS HAS BEEN FUCKING SHITE.

I want to cry.

How did we not score there. We must have cheated on Lady Luck at some point, because she's blatantly fucked off with us.

Fuck Oba that was close.

Jesus that was a good move. Should have buried it.

COME ON LADS!

If Shearer can get them playing like this for the full 90, and bring Barton on for Butt and introduce Jonas at some point, then we'll win this. We've got to win this.

He blasted it over from the 6 yard box. Had he done what most strikers are taught and just lean over the ball and drive it, we would be 1-0 up and Pompey would be in tatters.

True, but that won't mean a jot if we keep throwing our chances away like that.

MARTINS HWO THE FUCKING GFUCK DID YOYU FUCKING MISS THAT YOU FUCKUING CUTN

Easily the best we've played in a long time. If we don't win this then the gods really are against us.