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Yep, thought it was a bit over the top, even in jest.

I think I've just had about 6 heart attacks. Just please hold on for the love of god hold on...

OBA I FUCKING LOVE YOU YOU SEXY SEXY SEXY BEAST OF A MAN

Loven+Oba = Pace. We may actually have a chance now.

Slags score.

Us or them?

Jesus christ we just need that last bit of magic to finish it. Martins could be that, scare the shit out of them.

If we can't win against this lot, at home, then we don't deserve to be playing in the Premier League next season, and we won't be.

Everyone has their key players. Man United struggled when their defence was plagued with injuey ans suspension not too long ago. Yup, lose Rooney, Ronaldo and Vidic and they'd struggle too.

Disasterous news, Iniesta ran the game for them against Chelsea, their biggest threat all night.

Never true in a million years. But I'd be delighted with Bent replacing Owen.

Tevez >>>>>>>> Berbatov. Cannot believe Ferguson is just going to let him go like that, never stops working. The complete opposite of the lazy bulgarian.

If I could marry Habib Beye, I surely would.

John Simpson, the BBC News foreign affairs reporter. Well played sir.

How is there not a Ryan Taylor smiley yet?

Wtf is with that half porn half lamb picture. I'm frightened.

Name me one person that thinks we'll win no doubt? ... Well? ... Anyone at all? Didn't think so. No one thinks we'll win no question, but it's very possible that we could pick up the 3 points. Plus we have to hope, it's the last real chance we have.

All we need is to survive this season, a new season with a sensible manager that knows the game (a.k.a. Shearer), and we can rebuild the right way. If we can beat Boro, I think we'll be safe. Hull are terrible and I can't see them getting another point this season.

Shit

YES!!!

Holy shit we might actually get out of this, a win against Boro and I think we're out on goal difference.

If we go down, at least he might finally get his chance.

Please explain these examples of Chelsea cheating. Maybe the red card can be considered a dive, but that is really on the ridiculously incompetent Norwegian man in the shiny black shirt. What else are you talking about? Drogba. All match. I've said it before. He needs to get some bans for the shit he does. Uefa need to go back through the tapes of that match and give him a 3 game ban for every shit dive he did. With any luck it'd stop him doing it.

LOVE Drogba's reaction, diving prick doesn't deserve to play football again the way he play acts. Should join the Royal Shakespeare Company ffs. Terrible refereeing, really awful, but so glad Barca went through, they deserve it umpteen times more than Chelsea. Cheered so loudly when Iniesta's goal went in that I scared the shit out of the cat, who is currently hiding on the windowsill.

Why the heck would they want to outlaw that kind of tackle? Great to see, takes a lot of skill to pull off without conceding a foul.