LiquidAK

HOLY SHIT. ONE OF OUR CORNERS WENT OVER THE FIRST MAN!

If we score, we've won imo. Half time team talk from Al will hopefully push us onto that.

What a game to get his first goal in. Came back against spurs and looked tidy, could complete his comeback by finally hitting the net for us.

SMITH THAT WAS SO CLOSE!

In all serious, this clubs luck is diabolical. So much has gone wrong for us this season that's made it near impossible to do well.

Butt injured, finally.

We're doing everything but score. The injury to enrique seems to have spurred us on a bit.

Fuck me if that cunt had got out of the way that'd be in the back of the net.

Fair play to the lad, you can tell he wanted it, he was giving it his all and he's clearly gutted to be forced off.

Typical, easily our best player, given us the most giving forward and in defence and he's coming off...

Shit don't tell me Enrique's injured...

Fucking hell we're starting to slip.

Thank the fucking lord.

Shit that was close, Viduka nearly got on the end of that. Loving what I'm seeing so far.

70% possession, now lets make it count.

Enrique looking like the super attacking wing back that we were told he was when we bought him.

SIR BOBBY!! Don't let him see us lose this...

Butt with a shit pass. Suprise. Loving our tacking so far, we look motivated.

At least we're looking like we want it. Viduka just nearly outran someone...

LETS FUCKING HAVE 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So fucking scared!!!!

Not too bad a team, if Jonas can come on for the last 30minutes or so that'd be all the sweeter.

Seriously considering taking a 2 hour nap at 8, and just wake up and find out what happened. I don't think I can take the strain of watching the match.

I have a dream, that one day Mike Ashley will be nothing but a distant memory, and will only be spoken of in whispers. I have a dream, that the directors box will be used by someone that has the footballing intelligence and financial clout to allow this club to progress. I have a dream, that Alan Shearer will be season by season, building this team up, improving us without paying ridiculous wages or transfer fees. I have a dream today!

I'm so scared it's unreal.