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Played well today, think in a decent team he would be class keeping ball moving.

He would probably get a hatrick of Williamson's arse

Don't think its the right game for fergie, also if it means playing Jonas I think i'll pass. Would rather we take out him than Simpson at present

Tbh I would be quite up for him starting Tiote, Anita and Bigi in there and dropping Jonas

I think the main problem is shoe horning Cisse in on right, he in no way can play anywhere but up top but Pardew insists on playing both of them, much better throwing Marveux out left and Ben Arfa there. It's the most baffling thing to put this square peg in a round hole, Cisse does not have the touch, dribbling or pace to play wide. It's just not his game strange

We did try to get at them, sadly in Pardew's book hoofing is the best way to get at the oppositions. We actually had our best spells when Anita etc were allowed to keep the ball on the floor. Unfortunately we ultimately end up hoofing it when you bring Ben Arfa off for Shola (Jesus wept ) - I just don't understand why our managers time and time again can not see what the rest of the population can see

Even if Pards is playing him because he tracks back we are getting opened up time and time again with Tiote or Perch or Jonas or anyone in the team. Whatever he is trying is just not working

it's not a dig , that is just him trying to justify taking him off. Problem is he seem oblivious to the shit we are seeing and thinks we are playing half decent, the blokes mental tbh

Also going on about cutting out the sloppy defending, yes Pards but why not talk about the fact that time and time again we can't be positive and play front foot football (A Pardism) and can't open teams up. Concentrate more on hurting the other team and you may find the rest falls into place. Don't be fucking scared of what teams like Fulham, Southampton, Swansea, West Ham can do to you - just fucking get at them

Aye, then after the game I'm off home to Kelly Brook. Canny, wish I was

I notice he managed to have a dig at Ben Arfa for looking off pace first half. What about Jonas Pardew you horrible cunt

Sorry but he's fucking mental we were triffic, fuck of Pards

4-3-3 with Marveux and Ben Arfa either side of Ba - Alternatively Ba left and Cisse centre as Ba is good there Drop Jonas for someone

He just doesn't seem to be learning what works and what doesn't. He needs to grow a set and just go for teams. I honestly fear for us with the games we have over Christmas we could be in that bottom 3 come January

He actually had one of his better games today tbf, he at least put the effort in

I agree. Yep could easily have got something from that. Colo was nervous first half. Entertaining game. We could have easily lost about 6-1 tbh, we didn't deserve a draw because we didn't do enough at 0-0 It was 13-12 attempts or something like that. Fuck me, we hit 4 chances soft as fuck and straight at their keeper. They opened us up quite a few times

I agree. Yep could easily have got something from that. Colo was nervous first half. Entertaining game. We could have easily lost about 6-1 tbh, we didn't deserve a draw because we didn't do enough at 0-0

I agree. Me too. We just lack... something. Did we create one clear-cut chance like Fulham did for the second goal? We never force the keeper to make saves, and without that you don't win games or deserve to do do. A defeat was well deserved tonight. We never stretch and open teams up, we don't create clear cut chances ever. Always seems to be that we score when it falls perfectly for us but never through good football

Absolutely fucking shite that, so much wrong and that clueless cunt won't sort it out. - Krul can't kick the ball for shit - Williamson is fucking shocking defender - Ba and Cisse cannot play together, Cisse up front on own or out of team - Jonas is past it, well past it fucking awful - We don't have the right players for hoooof, although second half was less so - You don't bring Ben Arfa off for fucking Shola, he is shit and has been for 10 years - Anita was our best player by a mile and he brings him off, fuck me words fail me - We need wingers to do winging and cross the ball, we have the right players in Ba or Cisse for that - We need players to take a gamble and go at teams - We need a set formation and stick to it - We need to have a higher tempo constantly, not just when we are losing FUCKING GARBAGE

Two best players off couldn't make this shit up with Jonas still on fuck me stupid cunt

Why has Pardew not made more changes by now ffs

But why not bring on Marveux, Strikers are not the problem, creating real chances is

In what world do you take Ben Arfa off and replace him with Ameobi, wtf

Fantastic goal, actually threatening and backing them up there

Him, Willamson and Simpson have to be removed from this team in January. He slows the game down so much then basically just falls over when holding onto the ball to long