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9 million for a player that can't beat players, can't pass, cant cross, hardly scores and has shit movement and no pace who plays as a winger has to be deal of the century

If shola and smith start up front im pulling the trigger

him and guthrie is what we would have to play. We have no other worthwhile centre midfielders except for Ryu

9 fucking million. I would carry the cunt there. Not worth over 3 imho jimmy "the tard" milner OR tiago hmmm tough choice that

put these words into any order you like sign nobody will we Except for ronaldo, messi, kaka and robinho. Arshavin, david healy and fucking aboo hamsa or whatever that keeper is called

My uncle went and said messi, robinho and fernandez tbh

for the record to avoid being thought of as totally mongish no I don't believe we will sign messi. more likely healy and larsson

nope being serious matty. If we offer enough why not. He may see us as a challenge. fits with the club remit young and argentinian

or milner instead of zog in centre

my team beye taylor collocini enrique duff guthrie nzogbia jonas martins owen

thing is though. In the last day we have had an influx of itk's saying major signing, this is definately done and all this. Will just believe it when I see it. P.S I really think we could get messi

but have you seen anyone else that resembles mr soft of the mint adverts ?

not really just trying to be a bit realistic

Dave he is man. I nearly cry every time he comes on man. He is awful to watch. Runs in slow motion as well. Got no drive about him and cant hit a fucking ball

shit forgot about smith. Second worse player ever FACT

thank fuck for that. something to really get excited about. let some other team put up with his fucking frustrating football style. Worse player ever FACT

thats the closest lookalike I think

xavi and joe cole?

however I was quite impressed with him getting into positions just looks a bit clumsy when runs. might just be his style. very unconvential like. Or he could just be a simpleton

shaun wright phillips ? just throwing more bullshit names in really. hell why not robinho, messi and kaka in triple swoop. hang on a second thats a bit far fetched robinho will never sign

aye matty and the fact he looks like he will fall over the ball all the time. we should be alright with him on the left and james "the tard" milner on the right we will have the other teams crawling around laughing at spazzy jonas so they can skin them

xavi, joe cole, arshavin and matias fernandez walking up barrack road. must be on holiday together

tbh I thought jonas looked a bit clumsy. Good work rate saying that if he can look a little less simple on the ball then he could be canny. Gets in good positions and a good touch just looks like a spacka when he tries to run with the ball

its hard not to get excited sometimes when you hear all this but will believe it when I see it. If the suprise is we are signing ameobis brother or some other mong im gonna shit out my liver and call it a day

aye saw that like hope its true