Lenny

Cisse has been pretty shit other than those couple of games.

Only Elliot and a both arms amputee wouldn't.

Elliot didn't even stick his hands out FFS

There's that bit of magic.

And lol.

Depresses me when I hear other teams' managers going on about how they want to entertain the fans first and foremost. Pallegrini and Koeman have both said it recently.. It's not even remotely in Pardew's consideration let alone "first and foremost".

I'm not even pissed off with this these days, it's just expected.

The amount of time the ball was in the air then

Doud is such a cunt

CB booking after 9 mins.

Williamson let that go past him really easily.

Already forgot Gouffran was playing.

What an absolute load of shite. Funny/depressing thing is we played barely any different to our previous 6 games today, but the media/non Newcastle fans won't see that.

When he has 2 options ahead of him, their keeper in a shit position and the ball bouncing horribly??

That was completely shocking by Elliot there, didn't close him down and also didn't even dive to try and save the shot.

Whadda cunt, Cisse.

This just highlights how fine the line is with this fuckers style of play.

Haidara can't lift a ball for shit.

Cisse ready to come on. Bringing on a striker that solely relies on service will come in really handy when we're creating fuck all.

He's fucking wank. Been shot for over a year. Knew he'd be back in the team after his 2/10 performance last week. He played well last week. He's been shit as usual today, though.

Quite looking forward to him being available. Hopefully he doesn't come back to a rotten environment in the middle of an inevitable losing streak so that he can integrate himself gradually under little pressure.

Didn't look particularly fat when he was getting ready to come on. Looked more like he'd been spending too much time on the weights (for a footballer).

Eh? He's wearing jeans and a jumper, hardly going to look like under armour on him

Randomly thought of his blind header yesterday, giggling away to myself on my own like a weirdo

I always assume Brady is shit but he looks half decent whenever I see him.