Lenny

Can't bring myself to get excited about anything transfer related other than a player holding the shirt now. And feel like even then we might not be safe

Or was it?!

Football really is shit this year. It's literally sucked every bit of enthusiasm I had for the game out of me.

Amused far more than I should have been by that, partly because his thrust was perfectly in sync with the song I had playing

Ok, now I'm interested.

Fair enough Jackson was still shite

Was it? I thought it was Jackson that took the touch instead of hitting it first time. My mistake.

It was a great recovery, but Simeon Jackson was horse shite in that game, should have hit it first time.

I don't even think of the ridicule Perch got for putting in decent performances anymore, I actually don't mind seeing his name on the team sheet. He's a decent player.

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Shane Ferguson booked there

Can't work out whether I like or hate Birtles, he's a miserable fuck, but it's kinda refreshing to have a commentator say it as he sees it rather than not trying to offend anyone.

Jonas was better than Marv there. I didn't think Jonas was terrible but I think Marv is more likely to create something than Jonas. Jonas' legs have looked heavy at times too.

You just know it will be Marv off for Cabaye, even though it should be Jonas.

Oh for fuck sake, can we just sign him so that we can't be linked with him anymore!

Anita: Dat Ass! Cabaye In Canaries Contention

His attitude towards the cups this season has been disgraceful.

Get out.

Lua Lua falling over the ball and we still can't get it off him.

Sacked this afternoon please, just stay down south.

They had an extra days rest Thought we'd get something until the sending off killed us.

How many games does Pardew actually have!

I dunno if it's because of the promise this season had, but this is the shittest season I think we've had.

I don't even know what to say.

Fuck off Sammy.