Incognito

Blame Blef.

Jim White: "Joe Garner joins Scunthorpe after spending half the season..." Being mistaken for a 6ft 7in West Indian?

Just been thinking the same.

BREAKING NEWS! A new face will be arriving at Man City tonight; Lescott & Tevez will be fighting over it!

What?The time?

Horrible end product. Not a touch of quality. Do you reckon Formica will be on the bench this weekend? I thought he'd go to a top of the table team.

hes not bad He's fucking crappo man.

What Ashley should have done is prove to the best young players at United that he wants to make Newcastle a well run, ambitious club which would show ambition and build a good quality team around them. But the fat, ugly , smug, hideous piece of cockney scum hasn't either the ability or first clue to know how to make it happen If giving the younger players on long-term contract, talking to Enrique & Barton to stay longer, buying Tiote, Ben Arfa & Ireland wasn't enough for him at this stage of us getting back in the Premier League then I'm not sure what is tbh.

El Hadji Diouf to Rangers.

Andreas Andersson!!

Ashley rejected 35 million pounds and only accepted when it became clear AC wanted to go to Liverpool.I'm not sure what he was supposed to do in that situation,that would benefit us more than what he has done.

We've got 3 hours.......

Carroll handing in a transfer request will have cost him a fortune, he hasn't done that for PR. Oh how I wished Gilett was still at Liverpool with Woy pulling the strings.Having said that,I think we have a great deal here but only if it is re-invested,and that is where my enthusiasm is somewhat blighted.

Anyone mentioned Jo?

Steve Howard 6 month loan.

A gazillion trillion.

Manchester United have issued a hands off warning to any suitors of Howard Webb.

Probs just can't spell "robbery" tbh.

Heskey??????He won 5 trophies in one calendar year there,something he'd have only dreamed of at Leicester, you mentalist.

Headline:CHARITY EVENTS. Underneath it reads STEPHEN TO JOIN NEWCASTLE. Cheeky pikey bollock.

Maric possibly.

Of course it is,you can't see the 8 ball 66 or so% of the time.

Charlie Nicholas to Arsenal.

Richard Wright to Arsenal.

Nigel Clough to Dippers. Collymore to Dippers.