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I think non Prem clubs have a longer loan window.

sponsored by an anti-malnutrition campaign....hmmm,maybe there will be a Premiership club with a niche ready to be amply filled by Kevin Nolan and Mark Viduka.

Ashley shouts,"DENNIS!COME OUT FROM UNDER THAT GUYS SYRUP!!"

Why not?

Mike Ashley to Lambarse:How has that man had a golf ball implanted into the top of his head?

I caught a big fish 2 years ago......it was THIS big.

What are you trying to say?

Consortiums= bad news.

I voted no,but if a rich Middle Eastern chap was to come in,that would be a yes. Any consortium..no.Too many chiefs and all that.

No problem Gary.

What if its Shepherd?

Thats fucking just Orville.

I can confirm Freddy Eastwood is shit.

Jason McAteer-one of my most hated ever players.Nob end.

Can you honestly say pedro,that you've never said that first sentence before?

:lol: He looks special needs in that photo like. He will be if we don't get promoted first up.

Didn't think elephants were sharp myself. I'll give it to you. Could be a sneaky tusk butt!

Leeds fans say he's incredibly lazy too. All the fans Ive spoken to have said he's very good, but the negative is that he's his own biggest fan. How many have said he's lazy? Bout 5 or 6 that or another forum I visit, say he can be quite the hot head too which is a worry. Crikey, thing is I remember my dad going on in the 90s about players being unprofessional arseholes, and when I think about it now, they were the epitome of professionalism compared to the current collect. In the grand scheme of things it seems you can either be class and a dickhead, or average and hard working. Or Joey Barton.

Yes..i remember that side.Nigel Callaghan is a right porker now though.

There's some good relatively unknown young ones coming through. Aside from Naughton, Shelvey and Beevers there's the likes of Martin at Swansea, Darcy Blake at Cardiff, Adam Lallana of Southampton, Ross Jenkins of Watford, Cody McDonald at Norwich, Lloyd James at Southampton looked decent when I saw him, Owen Garvan at Ipshit as well as a fair amount of youngsters at Crystal Palace. Expect a couple of these to start making an impact next season on a decent scale. Is Ross Jenkins offspring to the legendary Ross Jenkins that played for you in the late 70's-early '80's GG? Nope, completely unrelated. How uncanny eh? Is he a centre forward? Central midfielder in the 'Carrick' mould. It's be pretty funny if he were a striker, doubt he'd be as good as the Jenkins though. He was a very good player for sure..him and Luther were a great partnership.

There's some good relatively unknown young ones coming through. Aside from Naughton, Shelvey and Beevers there's the likes of Martin at Swansea, Darcy Blake at Cardiff, Adam Lallana of Southampton, Ross Jenkins of Watford, Cody McDonald at Norwich, Lloyd James at Southampton looked decent when I saw him, Owen Garvan at Ipshit as well as a fair amount of youngsters at Crystal Palace. Expect a couple of these to start making an impact next season on a decent scale. Is Ross Jenkins offspring to the legendary Ross Jenkins that played for you in the late 70's-early '80's GG? Nope, completely unrelated. How uncanny eh? Is he a centre forward?

There's some good relatively unknown young ones coming through. Aside from Naughton, Shelvey and Beevers there's the likes of Martin at Swansea, Darcy Blake at Cardiff, Adam Lallana of Southampton, Ross Jenkins of Watford, Cody McDonald at Norwich, Lloyd James at Southampton looked decent when I saw him, Owen Garvan at Ipshit as well as a fair amount of youngsters at Crystal Palace. Expect a couple of these to start making an impact next season on a decent scale. Is Ross Jenkins offspring to the legendary Ross Jenkins that played for you in the late 70's-early '80's GG?

I made an illegal stream outside the Chinese at 12.10 Monday morning.Wasn't apprehended by the Law though.

I'm pretty sure you'd be welcomed with open arms. The only thing that might stop your participation is the dates of the Teresa Herrera (tournament) as it could clash with the start of the Championship. However, from a commercial point of view, Depor would love to have you over there because despite the obvious dissapointment of this season, you are still a big name with a few players familiar to La Liga and probably the greatest thing going for Newcastle is the quality and quantity of you lot; the fans. BTW A.Madrid are confirmed, so if you come over, you'll be playing at least one game against Spanish opposition. Ideal preparation for Doncaster and Barnsley...can't see it happening tbh.

I'd like to see Ashley wear one of those.