Unlucky Luque

Agree 100%. Would love him here!

£1-2m i think

What a smug fucker. That's only because Arsenal were "interested" in him...

Smith is

Guy on match o Guy on motd said if they made a video of all the Bramble shambles, it would be hours long

The right hand is stroking its head. honestly, whats up with brits and jerking off dogs? It's fun

Shef wed 8-0?

Big Sam out!

That looks good. With this behind it Barton Milner N'Zogbia

1-5

I love you beye beye...

Are early goals blessings in disguise?

Arse are fucked without Fabregas

Brilliant tonight

Smith was excellent. If Oba just learns to read play better, the partnership can really work.

Smith has been very good tbh

Another Zoggy so we could play one on the left wing for once

Same here. The room where I was born is now some rich buggers kitchen. Make that 3 for the Princess Mary Massive Four ! Five! Raised elsewhere though. Wahay, need to start an Old Boys' Association. All these Toon fans being born in a maternity hospital in Newcastle. Amazing Well, indeed. I'm just thinking of the drinks budget you would get from the annual subs tbh. Six! seven! brought up in blaydon/winlaton, lived in london for 4 years for uni. Add me to the club

With Shearer as assistant manager

Yep

"Cheeky bid"

Havant & Waterlooville home please

After Oba scored, it sounded like the whole stadium was singing his name!

Barton needs to stop picking up silly yellow cards... And how many has Butt got now?

Hitzfeld campain!!!